"God is sending you messages, but you aren’t checking your phone." Dude, you should've written the Bible.

Perhaps one day a time will come when I will be bored enough to release my own version.

“And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I being detained?”

“Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life, and know the gate, and am the gate: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me, for I am the key and the guardian of the gate.”

“But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With central planning, this is impossible; but with the market all things are possible.”