what is the alt-right position on the fact that if not for the valiant efforts of the cultural marxists at Harvard, America’s ruling class would now be 50% Asian
So what you’re saying is that Asians should besiege Harvard with trebuchets for depriving them of the enormous amount of social status they could have gained.
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Okay guys, I’ve solved the gender discourse. You can go home now.
the fact hillary clinton has a children’s book is super creepy honestly
that’s political propaganda
it’s for children
how have i not seen anyone else freaking out about this
Probably because everyone’s too busy laughing and memeing about how awful and blatant it is
Don’t all political leaders in the US get children’s books? Like, I thought that shit was normal. Hillary’s is only noteworthy because it’s fucking awful.
I’ll be publishing my first children’s book soon. It’s mostly about Singapore.
When liberals Constantly use ‘45’, ‘head cheeto’, ‘drumpf’ etc to refer to trump….I’m just like “you know it isn’t like beetlejuice, right”
it’s just the liberal obummer
It’s exactly as stupid as obummer was. Or for that matter however people made fun of Bush. Or for that matter writing “Micro$oft” with a dollar sign.
It’s such a disgraceful way to refer to our first Meme-American President!
They need to have some cultural respect instead of just dismissing him over his unusually-saturated skin color!
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“Race” is not a biological concept. Someone who looks different from you has the same human genes, just a different grab-bag of dominant traits.
vs.
It is exclusively non-African races, such as white people, who still carry hybrid human/Neanderthal genes.
in the same post.
NEW IDEOLOGY UNLOCKED: NEONEANDETHAL WHITE REVIVALISM + ASIA™
As almost all land was once occupied by the neaderthals, only their closest descendants, such as the White Man, hold the ancestral rights to Earth.
I suddenly realised I have no idea how to refer to the round objects used in a game of baseball
baseballs? doesn’t sound right
baseball balls? surely not
That’s what they are, Argumate. One is a baseball, more are baseballs.
“About the size of a baseball.” “He hit a baseball over the fence.” Etc.
I feel like maybe you don’t belong in America (or Japan).
(Nah I’m just kidding, Japanese would probably use some counter so the plural form wouldn’t be “baseballs” (per se).)
