“For the last time, Todd, ‘but what if they were the anime girls’ is not a fresh take!  THEY ALL WANT TO BE THE ANIME GIRLS, TODD.  ALL OF THEM.”

“But what about Kir-”

“KirkGothic has an entire album of Strawberry Rationalist Girl Renegade Angles tagged #ideal form, you COW-BRAINED SUBCORVID.”