normal brain: oh another Hellboy movie
glowy brain: bad, they cast a white guy to play an Asian role
space brain: good, they cast an Asian guy to play the Asian role
galaxy brain: bad, the actor is Korean but the character is Japanese
universe buddha brain: Asian-American is a separate race from both
“Of course, aside from the East Asians and South Asians, there are the American Asians, also known as Unionese,”
(Sorry, sorry, this is just my single favorite race hot take of the past month.)