Ideocube™ Ideology Partition System™

Because the Political Compass is so 20th Century!

Tired of the old 2-dimensional political compass and its stale oh-so-last-decade memes?  Mitigated Chaos Blog, LLC presents our new, patented, Ideocube™ Ideology Partition System™!

Designed using Science™ and close consultation with Political Experts*, the Ideocube™ launches politics into another dimension!

Our proprietary Tri-Color system allows the expression of over 16 Million unique Political Identities using our licensed Web Color systems on many modern internet browsers, enabling precise establishment of political alignment even within text-only mediums1.

Ideocube™ is perfect for decorating the home, convincing yourself of the righteousness of your political ideas, and training machine learning systems to recognize 3-dimensional shapes describing the political positions of common political parties. Ideocube™ makes a great gift for your nemesis or partner, and is available in a wide variety of packages and formats, including Ideocube™ Adoraboot™ and Ideocube™ Antarctic Blast™.

Ideocube™: It’s Exactly What You Didn’t Know You Were Looking For!™

1Requires support for Text Color by weblog manufacturer.

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