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davidsevera

CONCEPT: You stand by a rural railroad crossing at exactly midnight, lit only by a waning crescent moon peeking through heavy clouds. A single boxcar rolls slowly down the almost imperceptible incline. Rattling wood and the distant croaking of crickets. As the boxcar reaches the crossing you see words spraypainted on the side. The words read: “THE STANFORD ENCYCLOPEDIA OF PHILOSOPHY: IT’S REASONABLY USEFUL”. The boxcar rolls on.

collapsedsquid

You panic suddenly, realizing the implications of what this means,  You run after the boxcar, shouting to anyone ahead that might hear “Pull the lever!  Lives depend on it!“

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The less smug you are, (and the less unethical you are), the less it stings when your most unethical behavior comes to light.

It’s good standard practice to avoid using “wit” (and snark) on people because they are low-status (”gross,” “smelly,” “ugly,” “fat harpy” and so on).  First of all, it’s just not a good mental hygiene habit.  Second of all, it cannot then come back to haunt you.

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When liberals Constantly use ‘45’, ‘head cheeto’, ‘drumpf’ etc to refer to trump….I’m just like “you know it isn’t like beetlejuice, right”

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it’s just the liberal obummer

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It’s exactly as stupid as obummer was. Or for that matter however people made fun of Bush. Or for that matter writing “Micro$oft” with a dollar sign.

mitigatedchaos

It’s such a disgraceful way to refer to our first Meme-American President!

They need to have some cultural respect instead of just dismissing him over his unusually-saturated skin color!

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