2061: after president zuckerberg hands over the location and biometric info of faithbook users suspected of having illegal opinions, the union of european (purely geographical term) council republics dispatches the third tank division “jean claude-juncker” and the open society commissariate to prevent countless islamophobic incidents. bereaved family members weigh the loss of their radicalized right-wing high school children against the fact they don’t have to exchange currencies at the breadlines in neighboring EU republics and come to some closure.