(Other fruits may also be accepted on a case-by-case basis. See your department manager for details.)
Ask meme!
…on the other hand, aren’t I kind of riding the line between fictional and real already?
Red: Who is the most exciting person you’ve met in an alternate timeline?
Orange: What is your stance on time paradox duplicates?
Yellow: What is your opinion on the North American Union vs the Union of American States?
Green: Which China is the best China?
Blue: Least favorite alternate-timeline country?
Indigo: Most favorite alternate-timeline country?
Violet: What is the strangest fashion in <year>?
Ultraviolet: <write own question - para-symmetric questions only>
Anonymous asked:
But if you aren’t attractive enough, then people won’t want to approach you.
Ah, the horseshoe theory of attractiveness.
Anonymous asked:
“My Opinion” (Pixels on Tumblr)
- Anonymous (2017)
Anonymous asked:
You didn’t receive approval from your department manager.
Go put that back in the produce section where you found it.
Anonymous asked:
You know, I got that on [other platform], too. In fact, someone once approached my girlfriend at the time because they were too cripplingly socially anxious to approach me.
…and also my other ex described my dating profile as a bit that way, once…
A-am I not moe enough? * hides pile of guns under strawberry plush pillow *
Anonymous asked:
Sometimes I feel like this is the True Rationalist Internet Nerd Gender.
garmbreak1 asked:
This technically makes you more true to Core Rationalist Principles than anyone else who has answered this ask! Very good1! You win a square watermelon for this take.
1Where “Good” is defined as “within the framework of Yudkowskyan principles” and not as The Good, or other Goods as defined by competing ideological frameworks. Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii. Void where prohibited.
Anonymous asked:
I see you subscribe to the Argumate School of Unicode Emoticon Abolitionism.
I can’t say I disagree. May we all work together for a world in which emoticons have been replaced with additional ancient Chinese characters, possibly oracle bone script.
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.
