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Bow anon x party hat anon OTP!
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Okay guys, I’ve solved the gender discourse. You can go home now.
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Running from my problems like: 👻🎃👟 (at Terror in the Corn)
Look when I claimed that America was a pumpkin-strewn dystopian hellscape I was only joking
Only a fucking coward would say there are too many pumpkins in this country.
You’re not a coward,
are you, Argumate?
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Anonymous asked:
we will pave your mom woth trees
> sending me this instead of shitposting about how you’re going to attack me with a Federation mobile suit for supporting the extremely problematic Zeon colony drop like ten posts ago
At this rate, you’ll never be able to stop me from seizing control of Earth and paving over everything you have ever known with trees self-replicating solar-powered CO2 scrubbers, Anon-kun, much less your beloved Western Australia.
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“ land-of-maps:
“The Greater Latin Empire; if the Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Roman empires to the maximum extents, as well as the Latin language-speaking peoples were all united into country/empire today. [1350 x 625]...](https://78.media.tumblr.com/de25ff17b994022261987b2eec5c2e4e/tumblr_otf5nxDjoW1va88f5o1_1280.png)
The Greater Latin Empire; if the Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Roman empires to the maximum extents, as well as the Latin language-speaking peoples were all united into country/empire today. [1350 x 625] [Fixed]
Forget anglosphere, we need to go bigger
> conquering one third of the Earth
> giving it to the filthy Spaniards
There is only one Empire that has the right to rule the world…
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