No, I don’t know what framing it like this means. I just was suddenly overcome by the urge to make and post this. ( @kissingerandpals )
Anonymous asked:
Running from my problems like: 👻🎃👟 (at Terror in the Corn)
Look when I claimed that America was a pumpkin-strewn dystopian hellscape I was only joking
Only a fucking coward would say there are too many pumpkins in this country.
You’re not a coward,
are you, Argumate?
Anonymous asked:
“My Opinion” (Pixels on Tumblr)
- Anonymous (2017)
“Movies will be free after the revolution!”
Movies take the work of hundreds, sometimes thousands, of people. How will we decide where to allocate our resources for the best results?
Centralized committee!
Yes! The State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television smiles upon you!
not like other girls who say they’re not like other girls.
contrarian/metacontrarian position: I am exactly like other girls. I am near the median of the normal distribution of girls
“I’m not the boy your mother warned you about; in fact I’m not sure why I even brought that up.”
I’m the girl your mother warned you would claim to be the girl your mother warned you about.
what if the girl your mother warned you about… was yourself
Argumate was the Most Dangerous Girl all along?
I’m really not sure how I feel about this.
if everyone thinks that, why didn’t they stop sooner? thank you russia for helping the americans reaching average intelligence
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to reduce the number of unprovoked hostile communications on the social media platform, Twitter announced Monday that it had added a red X-mark feature verifying users who are in fact perfectly okay to harass. “This new verification system offers users a simple, efficient way to determine which accounts belong to total pieces of shit whom you should have no qualms about tormenting to your heart’s desire,” said spokesperson Elizabeth James, adding that the small red symbol signifies that Twitter has officially confirmed the identity of a loathsome person who deserves the worst abuse imaginable and who will deliberately have their Mute, Block, and Report options disabled. “When a user sees this symbol, they know they’re dealing with a real asshole who has richly earned whatever mistreatment they receive, including profanity, body-shaming, leaking of personal information, and relentless goading to commit suicide. It’s really just a helpful way of saying to our users, ‘This fuck has it coming, so do your worst with a clear conscience and without fear of having your account suspended.’” At press time, Twitter reassuredly clarified that the red X was just a suggestion and that all users could still be bullied with as little recourse as they are now.
