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Anonymous asked:

moé makes you more attractive and therefore less approachable

But if you aren’t attractive enough, then people won’t want to approach you.

Ah, the horseshoe theory of attractiveness.

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Anonymous asked:

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You didn’t receive approval from your department manager.

Go put that back in the produce section where you found it.

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Anonymous asked:

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You know, I got that on [other platform], too.  In fact, someone once approached my girlfriend at the time because they were too cripplingly socially anxious to approach me.

…and also my other ex described my dating profile as a bit that way, once…

A-am I not moe enough?  * hides pile of guns under strawberry plush pillow *

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Anonymous asked:

I think self-defense shortcuts a lot of the debate over shooting conscripts. As my sergeant put it, if someone's pointing a weapon at you, you can rightfully kill them, period. Maybe your rules of engagement should include more room to allow for surrender from conscripts, but when the bullets start flying, who is shooting at you is no longer relevant.

In practical terms, sure.

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Anonymous asked:

I just want there to be some nefarious group working to exploit horny dudes on the internet to funnel power to whatever dark god (2D) they serve okay

uggggh why can’t you just settle for a metaphorical dark god like the neoreactionaries do

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Anonymous asked:

You know, why /doesn't/ the internet have a native sex cult?

…what?

Alright look we’ll just redefine the meaning of ‘cult’ a little so that people who think Rule 34 must be made real are defined as a cult okay.

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[soon your askbox would be full of shitpost asks like Argumate’s and] you’d be tempted to make an ms paint collage for every single one.

This television show blog doesn’t have that kind of animation drawing budget.

But don’t worry.  Most anons on this blog do not get a Full Custom™ MS Paint.JPG for their asks.  It’s just the rate of images per ask that would reduce.

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But yeah, I probably missed an ask some time in the last 9 hours, so if you sent one, you can send it again.

Also if you didn’t send one you can send one anyway.  I tend to leave my askbox out in the open where just anyone could stuff asks in it.

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Anonymous asked:

what's your type, and how do i accomplish my new life goal of becoming as similar to it as possible?

Based on previous relationships, my ‘type’ is subbish bisexual nerd women who I can talk to for hours on end (at least at the beginning).

My first girlfriend and I spent a lot of time together, hmn, let’s call it developing video game content piecemeal.  Also worldbuilding.  Lots of worldbuilding.  And various other things.

But that isn’t necessary in specific.  That’s just something that happened.

Like, I could name out an exact list of traits and so on, but these things aren’t usually cut and dry like that.  They have to be felt out a little.

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Anonymous asked:

Too forward? I'm still mastering this "flirting" technology

There is a popular myth, spread by my enemies, that I am a robot and never sleep, existing only to spread political ideology at all hours of the day.

This is, of course, nothing more than propaganda. Like any normal human (and most mammals in general), I must undergo a process of prolonged stillness, unconsciousness, and vivid hallucinations, for repair and maintenace purposes, for multiple consecutive hours during each solar cycle.