Anonymous asked:
I mean, if we’re being honest, just how good is the typical Rationalist at distinguishing between owl sexes, much less owl genders?
This outcome was, sadly, inevitable.
Anonymous asked:
I mean, if we’re being honest, just how good is the typical Rationalist at distinguishing between owl sexes, much less owl genders?
This outcome was, sadly, inevitable.
More work towards achieving Total Artist Unemployment.
Aloha Argumate-Senpai!: Discourse Beach inches closer to defictionalization.
The year is 2033…
Under the direction of the Australian Environmental Working Group, an army of thousands of killer snakebots, created by the Omega Corporation, has been unleashed to eliminate cane toads from the continent. No one thought it could go wrong.
Now the killer snakebots have been hijacked by a vicious terrorist group, and only one man can stop them… the man that created them.
As long as you use an expansive definition of the term ‘man’.
Mechanical Dingo Pictures presents
( @argumate )
mitigatedextras sideblog for stuff that doesn’t make the cut for the main blog exists, if that’s your thing, dear readers
can you imagine if I had a sideblog for things that I thought weren’t good enough for this one
Mathematically, assuming a uniform distribution in the Tumblr space, as the number t of Tumblrs goes to infinity, the probability of a blog with the same contents as argumateextras existing approaches 1.
funnily enough “two perfect squares” is what I’d call my pop group if I had musical ability and a partner in crime as square as me
learn-tilde-ath asked:
argumate answered:
Wow that’s a tough one. At first I think that version of me would be completely unrecognisable, but then I’m not so sure. I already have very strong moral inclinations, even though I am aware they are not baked into the universe; perhaps if I believed that these moral principles were fundamentally real then there would be few observable differences in my behaviour, besides what I might say in discussions about moral realism!
To think otherwise is to fall into the Jack Chick fallacy, where an absence of the god of Abraham immediately gives one a license to kill, cheat, and steal.
That’s actually my estimate about what would be different in the Moral Owl Argumate AU, but the Argumate fanfic writers disagree with me.
@argumate‘s Grandfather Discoursebogan Prepares for (Cancelled) Australian Space Program (Black & White, Rotterdam Timeline, 1953)
Anonymous asked:
argumate answered:
Surprised he hasn’t announced a plan to build a wall emoji and make the Powerful Owl the national bird.
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(The musical, of course, is based on the original script by Erika Moen.)