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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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davidsevera

FIRST DATE IDEA: Go on about how women don’t have souls, but neglect to mention that you don’t believe in souls period.

argumate

Alternatively, women are the damned creations of a twisted heathen god.

As are men, and indeed all living things.

mitigatedchaos

Born from the fire of the wicked lands, she is Woman, terrible and cruel, violent and tribal, a maelstrom of hatred and injustice.*

* Do you like Woman?  Please see our related companion product, Man, the Fire that Kills™

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argumate

Anonymous asked:

Okay heres what makes me dead on curious about this indie game about someone who only cares about the feelings of men (boohoo)... How do you make a feminist cyberpunk future? Isn't that kind of like the opposite?

cyberpunkpixeljunk answered:

Nah, just make sure the women in the setting fit the setting. Plus, what do we know about this game? It could be just fine.

mitigatedchaos

Ugh…

Transhumanism destroys gender/sex binaries by enabling mass alteration of bodies, sex, and gender.

Done properly it will be “Post-Feminist” because Transhumanism massively weakens the boundaries around what the term “woman” even means, and fundamentally alters the mechanics of human reproduction.  (I mean, just take the idea of artificial wombs by itself and you’ll get big changes.)

Feminism itself is already struggling to adapt to the world it has created with only modern technology levels.  The “Feminists” of 2065 (or whatever) will likely be very different from the ones of 2017.

argumate

WE USED TO HAVE A GENDER BINARY

mitigatedchaos

The year is 2064.  Thoughts are binary.  Sex is not.

You are New York Detective Plex Luscoe, final survivor of the GamerGate Day Massacre, and you have only one mission:

Party like it’s 2099.

Blake Hardy Entertainment presents…

M I R R O R  S H A D E S

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industrial-angel
argumate

people in Melbourne regularly ask me where I am from, which causes a slight degree of difficulty if I answer “Melbourne”.

the real question is “tell me your life story and the saga of your ancestors”, but you know I’m just trying to buy socks in this exchange.

mitigatedchaos

Having forgotten his Discourse Keyboard, the owl struggled to explain that the native range of Tyto Alba includes all of Australia and Tasmania, but the nuance of his argument was interpreted as little more than a confusing series of hoots by his interlocutors.  After refusing an offer of a small rodent, he retreated to his apartment in frustration, tiny owl socks unpurchased.

People make this assumption at times in the United States as well, depending on accent, frequency of tourists and international students matching the general appearance in the area, local demographics, etc.

I suspect the deeper version will die off as visible race is turned into fashion near the end of the century.

industrialangel

Who do you think you are to make a reference like this, some kind of guardian?

mitigatedchaos

If one is creative enough, one can reference scenes they’ve never heard of from movies they’ve never seen, books they’ve never read, mangas they’ve never written.

Or maybe I really am from the alternate timeline and I’ve just been ripping off video games and movies that will never exist, Super Love Love Demon Battle included.

The proof, using advanced Time Cycle Theory, is left as an exercise for the reader.

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The year is 2064.  It has been 26 years since the United States of America collapsed in the Justice War, replaced by the Special Action District by order of the World Court as punishment for its sins.  The last surviving members of the Alt Right are a group of buff tradgay paramilitary cyborgs existing in the forgotten Undercity of New York.  They have just radicalized a group of trapwives into spreading the WHITEOUT virus into major Population Replenishment Centers…

You are detective GEOF BAILEY, an agender multiple system cyborg and member of the New York SAD Police, tasked with ensuring the interjustice of the last metropolis in the land that used to be known as America.  Can you stop the last fascist remnants of a dead country from destroying the diversity of the city?

Shining Darknet Entertainment presents…

W H I T E O U T

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cromulentenough

Where are you from

mitigatedchaos

@cromulentenough

FWIW, i’m someone born in the UK but with background in bangladesh, and i get annoyed when other asians ask me ‘where are you FROM from’ after i tell them i’m from london the first time. It’s not just a white thing.

“But I’ve always lived in the UK,” he said, “never anyway else.  I’ve not even set foot outside the British Isles.”

“Yes,” said the man, “but where are you FROM”

The man’s face opened, revealing several strange, glossy, robotic orbs.  Beams of various colours and intensities swept over the questioned man’s body.

“HAPLO GROUP 2A, PRIMARY GENETIC DENSITY,” the robot man said in the middle of the restaurant.  

A hush fell over the guests at the dining tables as the robot’s face slowly closed, synthetic skin seamlessly fusing to hide the cold mechanical components underneath.

“So anyhow,” said the robot man, “how about Liverpool vs. Manchester United?”

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