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Anonymous asked:

hyperpatriarchy is the worst form of government, except for all the others - winston churchill - michael scott

I will never submit to Hyperpatriarch One, or his mind control.  I’ll flip my banshee switch before I allow that to happen, and my body will keep fighting until it’s rendered completely inoperable.

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Anonymous asked:

wait a minute... national technocracy. rule by the truly enlightened. red herring memes of a female presenting selfsona that were probably made by a professional artist in MS paint -- and not crowdfunded -- possibly commissioned with peter thiel money. are you mencius moldbug?

mitigatedchaos answered:

[mitigatedchaos]

*ahem* er, uh, rather, I mean –

More than one person is able to practice forbidden dark magic, my darling Anon.

All practitioners of Nationalism drink from the shadowed waters, but we do not all use the power it grants us to the same ends.

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Anonymous asked:

it was a genuine toss up whether to send that one to you or argumate, correct

Let’s be honest.  Kylo Ren doesn’t even have baseline cybernetic enhancements, so if I told him my full gender configuration matrix, it would just render as an unreadable string.  (He’s probably not even K-band neurotype, tbh.)

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Anonymous asked:

no but really. $5000 for a strand of cole sprouse's hair

Oy, Anon-kun, this isn’t a Boyhair Collection Blog.  

I know what you’re thinking - isn’t someone who parades around in some future-past military uniform the type to do anything for money? - but I’ll keep my cloning vats for my own purposes, thank you very much!

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Anonymous asked:

we need to create a gay clone ethnostate from the sprouse twins' dna

I’ve never seen anyone fumble typing “We need to create a gay clone ethnostate of Kim Jong Un to ensure the physically perfect instantiation of Juche Ideology” this badly before, and really it’s kind of startling.

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[mitigatedchaos]

Beings of undefined race and sex, posting in strange blogs, handing out memes, is no basis for a system of government.

[isaacsapphire]

Ender’s Game call-out post?

[mitigatedchaos]

In the modern Irony Economy, if you don’t engage in at least one multi-layered self-deprecating post each day, you risk losing your blogging license.

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Anonymous asked:

No one who has seriously thought it through believes the dakimakura rumour. After all, why would a chronofelon settle for a mere image?

By 2056, every Wikipedia page of any figure of note, from George Washington to clerks for the Song Dynasty, has one of these as the primary image on the page instead of, you know, a painting or photograph.

Disney bought the rights in 2077 and manufactures a line of branded, family-friendly (by 2077 standards) androgynoids.

It makes dakimakura seem quaint in comparison.

Don’t blame me.

This is the future you people chose.

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[argumate]

basic income: guaranteed

tech giants: refactored

gaystralians: able to conspicuously delay getting married just like straightalians

[mitigatedchaos]

These were the original policy positions of the Argumate Party when it was founded in 2017.  None foresaw that it would eventually lead to the literal breakaway of Western Australia, in one of few recorded uses of nuclear weapons for civil engineering in history.

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The rumors circulating around me are false,

I do not own a Machiavelli dakimakura.

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[argumate]

so does cholera! although honestly if tap water could give you sharks that’d be kind of messed up now wouldn’t it

[mitigatedchaos]

me, as I add an engineered nano-memetic hybrid virus to tap water in Australia that will convert residents to shark furries, aka “sharkies”: Yeah, would that be messed up, or what?