But as wild as the healthcare debate was, the White House communications director going on the record without realizing it and calling the Chief of Staff a “fucking paranoid schizophrenic” and referring to a senior adviser to the president as “trying to suck [his] own cock” is INCREDIBLE. Whoever is writing this season of American politics is on fire
There is only one way to defeat the Trump Whitehouse - low TV ratings.
Until then, the network is going to just keep the show going.
so when are they going to throw the asexuals out of the military
“Never distracted by the baser instincts of lust or love, asexual aromantics are the perfect potential soldiers,” the man said to the gathered audience, activating his next presentation slide. “My company has developed a new generation three training program based on the analysis of double-A characteristics, and so far our test subjects have had great success.”
“But where will we get these asexual aromantics?” Asked a suited man in the audience.
“My company has arranged to purchase an old web 2.0 company, called Tumblr…”
There are only two genders: human and transhuman.
assigned human at birth, but determined to change that.
“I will die immortal.”
- Eliezer T. Yudkowsky, possibly, maybe (Rotterdam Timeline)
His middle initial is S
The joke is that he never actually said that, but people would think he did. (As far as I know, he didn’t say that, anyway.) Notice the weird hedging (“possibly, maybe”) which makes no sense for a real quote. (Nor the Rotterdam Timeline. But Rotterdam is a weird timeline tbh.)
Therefore it’s entirely appropriate that the middle initial is wrong.
This was said by the Eliezer Yudkowsky of the Rotterdam timeline, whose middle initial is T, not the Eliezer Yudkowsky of our timeline. Rotterdam can be a pretty brutal timeline, but its civilization has not been lost to nuclear war.
When he died, he wasn’t immortal, but he was a hero.
can’t understand why people spell unusual names wrong, wouldn’t an unusual name prompt you to slow down and doublecheck it?
all names that get fewer than NAME_HITS hits per NAME_TIMEFRAME get purged from the cache.
this is in the spec, Argumate. you are supposed to know this
just because the software is buggy and produces unexpected behaviors doesn’t mean you can just roll your eyes at the legacy code and ignore the documentation
Anonymous asked:
Reality check, Anon-san: Sonic doesn’t exist. There have never been any Sonic the Hedgehog games, there never will be any Sonic the Hedgehog games. No matter how much fanart and how hard you desperately meme, you blighted furries will never make the Sonic franchise a set of real video games.
It’s gonna suck when all the dudes start gene modding themselves to be taller, setting off the Basketball Arms Race.
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This is a drawing I finished today [July 20, 2017] to represent the kind of president we could have (if he was a sane individual, of course) but we just don’t for various reasons. If you are a Trump supporter you aren’t allowed to interact with this post. […]
Have we reached Maximum Trump?
I dare to say that no, we have not!
Total saturation of the airwaves has not been achieved. Somewhere out there, there continue to be TV broadcasts which contain NO MENTION of Donald J. Trump, the first Meme-American President of the United States of America.
This will not do.
The amount of Trump must be increased.
Projections under the previous Trump First Initiative showed that merely amplifying the existing Trump will not do due to local radio spectrum saturation, supported by a number of field tests. It was for this reason that the Trump First Initiative was scrapped.
My colleagues in the Mecha-Bannonite program were pessimistic and skeptical after the cancellation of Trump First. They said no increase in the memetic saturation of Trump was possible.
But I have proved them wrong!
I have developed new mathematical models which prove that further meme propagation is possible, with only a slight alteration of the meme waveform band.
Based on heuristical data gathered from pools of eligible voters, I have used a neural network to model the meme space of possible Trumpforms in order to achieve greater propagation, and thus memetic saturation.
All that is required to more than quintuple current saturation of the memespace is the creation of seven additional trumpforms, similar to the ones constructed by computer render above.
Then, finally, all mention of politicians other than Trump can be completely erased from broadcast journalism, allowing our organization to progress towards Phase 2 of Operation Meteor 2020.
As many as 5,000 Tumblrs each day are destroyed by dualistic quasi-potential churning forces. Pass it on.
Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.
That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.
Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/
That isn’t fair. You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations.
:<
Do backlit breast implants count?
Only if they’re programmable matrices. The higher the resolution, the better. Sucks if it gets hacked, though!
corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”
I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.
The year is 2068. The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress. The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…
