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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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argumate:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ obama-biden-memes:
“wise words
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I miss the president THINKING full stop
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he was thinking about drones, but sure
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Little known fact - Obama would actually wear smart contacts while speaking with...
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wise words

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I miss the president THINKING full stop

argumate

he was thinking about drones, but sure

mitigatedchaos

Little known fact - Obama would actually wear smart contacts while speaking with interviewers, allowing him to directly control drones with his mind while simultaneously discussing the benefits of diversity.  Very efficient.

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gravemom

a gamergater just reblogged that post

ranma-official

what the fuck are you talking about

gravemom

im not even talking about you

ranma-official

you dropped into my dm and called me evil sans any context whatsoever

mitigatedchaos

oh, oh, maybe it’s about me.  unlike you, who are merely some liberal on the Internet, I am a supervillain, and thereby support Gamer National Separatism.  I already have ties to the XBox Liberation Front and the Steam Republican Army, and have been supporting their initiatives in Canada with my spielpanzer divisions.

soon Ottawa will be ours, and the first Free Gamer Republic can be established.

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the-grey-tribe

There is a fine ideological difference between “I identify as an attack helicopter“ and “I am a helicopter-kin” and “My gender is heligender, with pronouns heli/helixs/helim/copterself“ and “I am a transcopter, but medical gatkeepers keep me from getting my propeller!”.

I don’t think the people using attack helicopters as a reductio ad absurdum care about this, but they should.

mitigatedchaos

Yikes!

Attack helicopter AI platforms are the only ones that have the right to declare themselves as being attack-helicopter-gendered.  Anyone else doing so is an appropriation of their culture formed by a lifetime of forced military service, which they have no right to despoil.

Human-Exclusive Radical Feminism is the only real Feminism.

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argumate

Leave the planet more or less as we found it.

theinflammablemammal

take only the entirety of the mineral reserves, leave only footprints

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and the occasional genital symbolism carved into the mountains

mitigatedchaos

Moon is fair game.

The original American flag planted there is too small.

We’re gonna need Moon Excavators and about ten hundred thousand tons of red, white, and blue gravel.

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Anonymous asked:

we will pave your mom woth trees

> sending me this instead of shitposting about how you’re going to attack me with a Federation mobile suit for supporting the extremely problematic Zeon colony drop like ten posts ago

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At this rate, you’ll never be able to stop me from seizing control of Earth and paving over everything you have ever known with trees self-replicating solar-powered CO2 scrubbers, Anon-kun, much less your beloved Western Australia.

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argumate

Younger brothers more likely to be gay right?

Birthrates have dropped; in the past it was not unusual to have 8+ kids.

Exactly how many people were gay in the past? Most of them?

the-selfie-ofdoriangray

I was given to understand that higher population density is correlated with a higher proportion of gay individuals, so presumably these two factors cancel out somewhat

argumate

we’ll figure this out one day.

mitigatedchaos

No one expected the arrival of what 4chan dubbed the “Fag Maximizer” AI.

(Or, as the beleagured sociology students that accidentally unleashed it onto the world called it, Kinsey Indexer.)

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