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Anonymous asked:

Other thing that somehow features all three: the Back To The Future trilogy

I admit, I focused on doing time travel, not watching time travel, so I haven’t seen all of them.  It was more of a one-time thing, too.

Actually my knowledge of late 20th century movies is pretty selective.  It was all considered pretty bloody problematic at the time, for most of them.

Anyhow, it’s kinda complicated, but the third way is the most, uh, accurate, I guess?  There’s like a 50-50 chance I’m being chased by the Temporal Enforcement Bureau, but eh, I can live with it.

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[whisperwhisk]

and somehow homestuck manages to feature all three

because of course it does

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Anonymous asked:

Want some extra fun? Christian here who subscribes both to annihilationism (IE, the "hell = nonexistence" doctrine you're describing) *and* quantum immortality; I call this combination quantum universalism.

While many futurists anticipated broad advances across the technological economy, in fields ranging from computing to materials science, few foresaw the radical advancements in theology that advanced quantum theory would bring.

- The Quantum Fields of God, Ned Halibut, Kansas Revival Timeline, 2308 (retrieved from Church of Mars archives 2609 with permission of Father Gregory)

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Anonymous asked:

Nazis don't exist; they just haven't accepted it yet. Guys, we dropped the Unwish on you decades ago, you're literally fading from existence, your protests actually don't matter at this point, they're just annoying. "This is unfair, the Holocaust never happened!" Yeah, because we retconned you and all of your actions away, you dumb motherfuckers. Wave your swastikas around all you like; they're becoming ghostier and less real each passing year. Can't even remember why I'm mad.

You miserable fools.

All nations reforged their national mythologies in the crucible of the Second World War.

Having transformed Imperial Japan into the sole remaining bastion of such cruel and violent Nationalism, you are about to unleash a form of weeb that not even gods can comprehend.

And now I, standing outside of Time, will be forced to watch this unfold.  You jerks.

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[kropotkhristian]

So the right-wing has shifted pretty visibly into clearly being the no-fun police right now (like literally, they are mad at pretty much everything fun right now, including Star Wars, Star Trek, and the NFL), and I think this gives the left an opportunity to show that while we are critical of media for its more problematic or pernicious aspects, we aren’t critical of the people that enjoy the media just for enjoying it. Like we have to admit that general fun is the most widespread form of resistance to capitalism, and we should embrace that shit. I think that some of the 2014-2016 rise in right-wing bullshittery was due to the left coming across as the “no-fun” people, and that was wholly undeserved, and I think the shoe has firmly landed on the other foot at this point. Which gives us an opportunity to show that that idea was always bullshit. We embrace fun as fucking praxis.

[bataillemeup]

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary

[isaacsapphire]

Eh, I don’t think that you can sell me on bad tofu and shitty music as fun, essentially with no fast cars, makeup, cool clothes, fun media, or personal hygiene. I mean, I guess the weed is “fun” if that’s your thing, but the fucking Libertarians have weed too, and weed’s not my thing anyway.

[mitigatedchaos]

If you check the op’s blog with the Internet Archive’s Chronoglow browser, it’s deactivated by August 3rd, 2021 after they got harassed off the site for liking an indie game where one of the developers was friends with a man whose wife was the cousin of someone who was once in the same room as JonTron.

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[argumate]

pay to unlock premium Facebook friends

[mitigatedchaos]

I tried that once.  The premium Facebook friends are actually pretty great, they’re just reaaaally really expensive.

In the end I ended up using a bunch of AIs at that time growing up.  It wasn’t really, you know, healthy.

[squareallworthy]

Psh, you don’t need Facebook for that. There are plenty of people working freelance who will take your money in exchange for paying you attention and pretending to care what you think.

[mitigatedchaos]

I didn’t know about YesManFinder at the time, and Facebook has the advantage of being able to advertise to minors (anyone under 30), so…

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[argumate]

pay to unlock premium Facebook friends

[mitigatedchaos]

I tried that once.  The premium Facebook friends are actually pretty great, they’re just reaaaally really expensive.

In the end I ended up using a bunch of AIs at that time growing up.  It wasn’t really, you know, healthy.

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Anonymous asked:

aaa you're so cute and talented

This was for you all along.  I knew you would send this post in the future, so it was just a matter of making it, so you would send this post, so you could receive it.

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December 1st, 2079.  Dakota Timeline.

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Anonymous asked:

hyperpatriarchy is the worst form of government, except for all the others - winston churchill - michael scott

I will never submit to Hyperpatriarch One, or his mind control.  I’ll flip my banshee switch before I allow that to happen, and my body will keep fighting until it’s rendered completely inoperable.