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Anonymous asked:

it was a genuine toss up whether to send that one to you or argumate, correct

Let’s be honest.  Kylo Ren doesn’t even have baseline cybernetic enhancements, so if I told him my full gender configuration matrix, it would just render as an unreadable string.  (He’s probably not even K-band neurotype, tbh.)

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Anonymous asked:

No one who has seriously thought it through believes the dakimakura rumour. After all, why would a chronofelon settle for a mere image?

By 2056, every Wikipedia page of any figure of note, from George Washington to clerks for the Song Dynasty, has one of these as the primary image on the page instead of, you know, a painting or photograph.

Disney bought the rights in 2077 and manufactures a line of branded, family-friendly (by 2077 standards) androgynoids.

It makes dakimakura seem quaint in comparison.

Don’t blame me.

This is the future you people chose.

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The rumors circulating around me are false,

I do not own a Machiavelli dakimakura.

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[argumate]

so does cholera! although honestly if tap water could give you sharks that’d be kind of messed up now wouldn’t it

[mitigatedchaos]

me, as I add an engineered nano-memetic hybrid virus to tap water in Australia that will convert residents to shark furries, aka “sharkies”: Yeah, would that be messed up, or what?

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Rhyme of the Sixth Child

@shieldfoss

Can’t get your core mind thread remotely hacked if it’s not wired to an antenna

Everyone, sing along:

The inputs aren’t together with the outputs
And the outputs aren’t together with the inputs
For each task a dedicated subsystem
You are the network,
You are the tree

The display is for displaying
The arm for throwing
The display doesn’t choose
Where the arm is going

Memories are their own network
Stored inside your brain
Hardlink only can dive your memory
Dead or dying in crimson rain

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

Firmware is manual update only
The touch of the cord inside,
Validated and crypto-signed
Is the only right way for parts to sing

The songs of the aether are broken
A great storm that seeks to consume all it sees
Broken hearts and broken minds
If thy let it in to thee

You are the network
You are the tree
What’s you is you,
and what’s me is me

I mean, admittedly I kind of left out the rhythm entirely in translating it, but you get the idea.  Every good child, raised by high-aptitude-scoring parents, is taught this at age 6.

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“Supermurdercane” Aubrey Projected to Hit Eastern United States

President orders evacuation of all territory east of Appalchias as experts predict debris from category 8 storm could land as far as Berlin

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[mutant-aesthetic]

like if all you had to do was make a one-time payment to get someone who will do all of the most menial labor possible for you for the rest of their existence in this mortal coil I bet virtually every single one of you fuckers would be on board

y’all just too pussy to admit it

[mitigatedchaos]

It’s called an androgynoid and you can buy one from Mitsubishi Heavy Industr-

*ahem* Sorry, my information is out of time.  Please ignore this message.

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Anonymous asked:

You are indeed not the only one to have noticed that incentive, FWIW.

We’ll have to remember it if we ever time travel far enough back to be crowned emperors of some ancient territory, my dear Anon.

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[sadoeconomist]

I was thinking of posting something like ‘Daddy, what was the Statue of Liberty like?’ ‘Oh, it was beautiful and inspiring, but we had to blow it up because the French gave it to us, and the French Third Republic was racist’ ‘I wish I could have seen it’ ‘Wow, you support the French Third Republic, what are you, some kind of Nazi?’

But I know better than to use the word ‘daddy’ on this website

[mitigatedchaos]

You’re ignoring the 1:5,400,000 timelines where I come to power and her glowing laser eyes gaze endlessly out over the sea, ready to guard the Union with hundreds of megawatts of star-searing power at a moment’s notice.

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[argumate]

saw a white woman wearing a black lives matter t-shirt the other day, with a nearby Indian family throwing suspicious glances at her; it felt incongruous

[mitigatedchaos]

They were probably scanning her WokeScore™.

Mine is, uh, negative.  Like really, really negative.

Anyhow, it’s considered a bit of a faux pas for a white woman to wear a shirt like that unless her WS is over 500.  (The formal definition is 506.)

Of course, if you don’t load the WS app on your phone so it can’t monitor your behavior, you only get what others observe, which makes it a lot harder to buff with like, anti-racist meditation and stuff.  Doubly so if you publicly associate with people with low WSs, show up to flag rallies, etc.

tbh after a while I started to lower mine on purpose.