Oceans Yet to Burn

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[elucubrare]

if you were a villain, what kind of villain would you be?

[elucubrare]

I’m definitely “I’m taking over the world because under my control it would be perfect”

[earlgraytay]

I’m the “mostly in it for the fashion and the Depraved Bisexuality” kind. 

[lizardtitties]

I’m absolutely the “been pushed too far by you assholes” kind

[funereal-disease]

I’m the “taking logic to a horrifyingly inhuman extent” kind

[mitigatedchaos]

Joke’s on you. I’m already a villain and I’ve tricked you all into following my blog.

As soon as North America is under my control, I’ll rebuild the NAU and show the Chinese and the Russians the true meaning of the words “continent-spanning superstate”.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

@wirehead-wannabe

Possibility #4: Osama was a time traveler trying desperately to avert our collision course with disaster, only to discover that through an ironic tragedy his actions resulted in our current situation.

That’s the normal result of time travel, yes.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[argumate]

Careful, you will end up with a country where everyone proudly marches on National Day, burning flags held aloft in a unifying display of patriotism…

…and people who douse the burning flags with water are considered terrorists.

[mitigatedchaos]

Protesters proudly holding up the Unity Flag of the Earth Sphere Federation as flags of the former nations their ancestors belonged to burn beneath their feet in a display of tolerance and multicultural understanding.  I grasp the bucket and-

Oh, um.  Sorry, I got the timelines mixed up again.

Protesters proudly holding up the flag of the European Union as the flags of the former countries their ancestors fought and died for burn beneath their feet in a display of tolerance, the political power that is rightfully theirs flowing away from them into an unaccountable body that is neither a band of countries nor a true federal superstate, its shining currency draining the blood from their economies.

There.  You should find that more relatable.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

The issue with racism is that it violates the principle of justice as individual. Someone is being made to suffer for something someone else entirely did, united only by surface characteristics. (E.g., being black is not an ideology and does not cause behavior in the absence of a cultural context which makes it ideological/cultural/political.)

So breaking the principle of individual justice to combat racism probably isn’t such a great idea.

However, while race does not intrinsically alter behavior, culture, ideology, and religion do. Some of this is mostly just aesthetics, like architecture or food. But some of it has much deeper consequences, like multigenerational cousin marriage, or “honor” killings.

However, unlike race (currently), culture is fortunately somewhat mutable. There are limits, however, particularly with regard to ideology.

I guess what I’m saying here is that America should limit the number of North Korean refugees it takes after the War, until it can be determined how safe former adherents of Juche coming over in one mass are, but should be willing to take many thousands of refugees from South Korea after Seoul is destroyed. In-kind aid should be delivered instead, and infrastructure reconstruction should proceed with more funding than originally scheduled.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[ofurotaro]

うそつきのベロを引っこ抜け

最初にセリフ聞いた時はなんじゃこの娘（ドン引き）だったんですが
一周回って可愛く見えてきました

[mitigatedchaos]

Is this gonna be the new thing now, Ranma? Tongue-pulling?

It’s like the Internet is just rolling random dice to confuse me.

[ranma-official]

>new

Miti doesn’t stay on top of degeneracy I see

[mitigatedchaos]

Admittedly, my subscriptions to Anime Degeneracy Newsletter Online and its supplement ecchi manga Hentai Josei Degene-san lapsed and I didn’t bother to renew them, so

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Am I insufficiently degenerate to qualify as Anime Right in addition to insufficiently right-wing?  What if I got a MAGA hat and wore it backwards?  If I become pure enough, does it loop around and become degeneracy again?

How do I connect to the youth these days with their strange pro/anti-fascist gang signs, - √13 levels of irony, expanding spongebob frog brain political compass memes, and personified animal low-budget waifus?

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon becoming universal dictator of earth

[mitigatedchaos]

Buckle up kids, because you’re about to be ruled by an ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ　ＣＹＢＯＲＧ　ＴＩＭＥ　ＣＲＩＭＩＮＡＬ！

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

Every day that the Earth Sphere Federation does not exist is a better day for it.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

Anonymous asked:

[from the emoji article you linked] "and domain names that incorporate emojis are being developed" hoo boy. hoooooooo boy.

argumate answered:

*tears of laughter on the outside hiding tears of impotent rage on the inside*

[mitigatedchaos]

Worry not, Comrade.  When the revolution comes and a Technocratic Dictatorship is finally installed in the North American Union, emoji shall be removed from unicode and replaced with a secondary set of extra Chinese characters.  Those responsible for this abominable idea of emoji URLs will then be exiled to the far reaches of Alaska in punishment.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

Anonymous asked:

How are you so based?

Temporal pre-familiarity bias.  You are remembering my posts from the future, causing the release of endorphins and other neurochemicals.  The posts aren’t actually that good, it just feels like that when you read them.  They’ll seem normal again in a few months.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[millennial-review]

[ranma-official]

she’s most likely an instagram star or about to receive a huge allowance, but I choose to interpret this as her planning to kill her parents for inheritance

[mitigatedchaos]

The claim that the average Capitalism has over 3,000 efficiencies is a statistical error.  The typical Capitalism has 3 efficiencies.  Posthuman Hypercapitalism, which is instantiated only in the Post-Yudkowskyian Dream Timeline, produces over 3,000,000 efficiencies per day through retroactive quantum precognition and wordline branch prediction.  It is an outlier, and should not be counted.