The Bible posits that the circumference of a circle in the Temple was three times its diameter, but π≈3.14,
tired: therefore gods don’t exist
wired: therefore circles were smaller back then
This is just a statistical error. The circumference of the median circle is π times its diameter. The Cosmic Negacircle which rests in the Vaults Beyond Time and has a circumference of -1*(10^2470) times its diameter is an outlier and should not have been counted.