Anonymous asked:
we will pave your mom woth trees
> sending me this instead of shitposting about how you’re going to attack me with a Federation mobile suit for supporting the extremely problematic Zeon colony drop like ten posts ago
At this rate, you’ll never be able to stop me from seizing control of Earth and paving over everything you have ever known with trees self-replicating solar-powered CO2 scrubbers, Anon-kun, much less your beloved Western Australia.
You: I can’t believe we finally brought humanity together as one. Isn’t that amazing?
You: So what are you doing?
Me: Oh, nothing, just cracking open a cold one with the boys.
