I want to leave: [submission]
The Lord said, “If I find fifty righteous startups in Silicon Valley, I will spare the whole place for their sake.” Then Abraham spoke up again: “Now that I have been so bold as to speak to the Lord, though I am nothing but dust and ashes, what if the number of the righteous is five less than fifty? Will you destroy the whole city for lack of five startups?” // “If I find forty-five there,” God said, “I will not destroy it.”
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The two venture capitalists arrived at Palo Alto in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. … They did go with him and entered his $0.9m one-bedroom home. He prepared a meal for them, baking bread without gluten, and they ate. Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of Silicon Valley—both young and old—surrounded the house. They called to Lot, “Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can pitch our startups to them.”
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Science fiction is cultural arbitrage against the future.
Anonymous asked:
wirehead-wannabe answered:
No chance in hell. These suckers are gonna spend the rest of the century scraping every last grain of salt to make me rich.
Having won the Presidency, Trump begins his campaign for Hyper-President.
what the heck is going on here and why aren’t I profiting from it
Every President from every timeline of the United States that has ever existed and will ever exist must do battle in the Realm Beyond in order to become the Hyper-President: the ideal physical manifestation of America.
This is the story of Thomas Johnson of Earth 73*, the first black President of the United States in the multiverse, and his battle to-
Oh fck I’m doing it again
Argumate don’t you dare narc on me to the Time Police.
Anonymous asked:
wirehead-wannabe answered:
No chance in hell. These suckers are gonna spend the rest of the century scraping every last grain of salt to make me rich.
Having won the Presidency, Trump begins his campaign for Hyper-President.



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