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mitigatedchaos asked:

Do you support the President's relocation of Oprahists that violate the National Freedom Policy to the California Special Autonomous Region? (I think it's a bit heavy-handed, tbh, but good luck getting the AFP to reconsider it.)

xhxhxhx answered:

I like the old liberties, but we have to admit that the Oprahists have provided aid and comfort to the insurrections in our cities and the rural rebellion in the Deep South – so the old liberties are no protection of our first freedom – freedom from fear

that said, I prefer the old policy of tracking, monitoring, and punishing individuals, and suppressing the uprisings when they come; collective punishment seems like a return to the dark old days, led by the worst elements in America – the cruel irony of ‘American Freedom’ isn’t lost on anyone now, I hope

when peace returns, we’ll look back on this in shame

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Anonymous asked:

Lets say no one used nukes or chemical weapons, how devastating would a world war on the same scale as the previous 2 in numbers be but with modern weaponry?

argumate answered:

I don’t think that’s a feasible scenario.

mitigatedchaos

“Hahaha,” laughed the CPC Chairman, gesturing towards the smog-choked city outside. “Now this mess is your problem instead of mine! I’m free! I’m free!”

Mr. Liu continued to laugh as the NATO soldiers lead him away towards the armored convoy.

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“Yes,” said the technician.  “We got the test results back, and well…”  The look on her face was very grim.

Bernstein was aghast.  They had all agreed to pass the law.  They had all agreed that it was wrong and immoral to have sexual thoughts about others who didn’t want to be thought of sexually.  

And, since one couldn’t know who was or was not okay with being thought of sexually beforehand, it was a moral necessity that humanity should default to asexuality.  Gender discrimination and sexual crimes had dropped off significantly.  Only an underground of resentful dissidents had refused to comply.

“Surely it can’t be,” said Bernstein.  “She couldn’t be that reckless.  It’s impossible.”  He let out a second “impossible” under his breath, just barely audible, as he stared at the technician.

“I’m sorry, Mr. Bernstein,” said the technician, “she’s sex-positive.”

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