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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

@mitigatedchaos

Is this going to be the new thing now?  “Baizuo”?

@argumate

*groans*

The year is 2064.  Having given up on America and Europe, the last remaining members of the Alt Right undergo racial alteration surgery and genetic splicing to join Chairman Liu’s Neo-Chinese Empire, a governmental franchise operating seven megacities on the Asia-Pacific rim.

As a security officer at the front of the Empire’s fight against the Pan-Islamic Caliphate, a sort of distributed theocratic government with enclaves throughout Africa, the Middle East, and Europe, Victor Fang (born Richard Spencer, many years ago) is returned to Hong Kong after being injured by an IED, but he’s about to find out just how deep the Caliph’s conspiracies run…

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Careful, you will end up with a country where everyone proudly marches on National Day, burning flags held aloft in a unifying display of patriotism…

…and people who douse the burning flags with water are considered terrorists.

mitigatedchaos

Protesters proudly holding up the Unity Flag of the Earth Sphere Federation as flags of the former nations their ancestors belonged to burn beneath their feet in a display of tolerance and multicultural understanding.  I grasp the bucket and-

Oh, um.  Sorry, I got the timelines mixed up again.

Protesters proudly holding up the flag of the European Union as the flags of the former countries their ancestors fought and died for burn beneath their feet in a display of tolerance, the political power that is rightfully theirs flowing away from them into an unaccountable body that is neither a band of countries nor a true federal superstate, its shining currency draining the blood from their economies.

There.  You should find that more relatable.

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isaacsapphire:
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“ pinuparena:
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how have I never thought of whale mermaids…??
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how have i never thought of whale/shark/etc mermaids that aren’t human sized?!!?!? like holy shit? HOLY...
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fatfreefiddlefaddle

how have I never thought of whale mermaids…??

pardonmewhileipanic

how have i never thought of whale/shark/etc mermaids that aren’t human sized?!!?!? like holy shit? HOLY SHIT!? 

isaacsapphire

And the titties make sense on a mammal! It all makes so much more sense!

mitigatedchaos

Now imagine the size of the braincase in that body. I, for one, welcome our new expanded-brain cybernetic human whale overlords.

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somnilogical asked:

make a tulpa of me! i want to be inside u ~

mitoticcephalopod answered:

ngl that’s v cute but also terrifying

mitigatedchaos

It is the year 2141.  Tulpa artisans and corporate tulpa research departments produce tulpas of both real personalities and fictional figures and sell them for transfer on cybernetic implants.  Tulpa Rights Activists protest against the transfer or erasure of tulpas, and are arguing for their inclusion in civil rights laws.  Following the Night of Violets, the first mass tulpa terrorist attack, the Earth Sphere Federation government has begun a massive crackdown on unlicensed tulpas…

Violet Slattern Films presents…

HALL OF MIRRORS

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begone sisterfuckers
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The year is 2073. Following the collapse of North America and the European Union in World War 3, millions of weebs migrated into a partially-depopulated...
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begone sisterfuckers

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The year is 2073. Following the collapse of North America and the European Union in World War 3, millions of weebs migrated into a partially-depopulated Japan. But not all is well in the land of the Rising Sun, as tensions between the siscon, lolicon, and still-technically-weird-but-otherwise-more-significantly-normal weeb factions are rising. Only one possibility looms on the horizon…

THE WEEB WAR
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Some sides I’m on haven’t fully materialized yet, but they will.  My blog description contains more than one metaphorical truth about which sides I’m on, that should be easy enough to guess at.

But on second thought, let’s do a reading of the blog description for anyone who thought it was just flavor text.  (Not you, Anon-kun.  I know you’re a very smart man of many talents, which is how you can send so many asks to so many people on this website.)

Type-19 Paramilitary Cyborg. - This is more aspirational than anything, but also I support the right of American citizens to obtain human augmentations under the 2nd amendment, subject to certain restrictions.

Wanted time criminal. - Likes to wax poetic about non-existent possible futures.  Future shocked by the 2016 election.

Class A-3 citizen of the North American Union. - Two-sided: 

1. In the future, the government may introduce multiple classes of citizenship in order to handle the fallout of immigration issues.  Also, if the formation of a North American Union happens, entering the Orange Timeline may have only somewhat delayed it.  Progressively larger international unions is the current way forward for both Liberal Capitalists and Leftists.

2. Actually, to bolster Nationalism I would deliberately create a tiered citizenship system if I were Technocratic Dictator of the United States of America Central Director of the North American Union, based on a series of tests and a period of National Service which would be used for survival training and martial education to make the nation even harder to invade and help communicate the idea that citizenship isn’t something free that you just give out.

Also, as you might guess, it indicates where I happen to live.

Opposed to the Chinese Hyper Mind-Union, - Using cybernetic technology to make a hivemind is Bad, okay?  I don’t care how equal it supposedly makes you.  This is one possible nightmare future for China, which is actually even more of a nightmare for the West than the National Technocratic Black Dragon timeline.

the Ultra-Caliphate, - Islamic Theocracy may be Culturally Diverse, but it’s a plague upon mankind which wishes to enslave us.  For now a wide unification across multiple polities isn’t feasible, but that may change as conditions change.  Now with cybernetic implants to enforce Islamic Law.

Google Defense Network, - Let’s not explicitly make corporations with massive surveillance networks and armies of autonomous killer robots the State, okay?

and the People’s Republic of Cascadia. - Originally the Free Peoples’ Republic of Cascadia - apostrophe positioning deliberate.  If we took campus Commies and campus SJ seriously and they created a state, it would be a ludicrously oppressive disaster constantly insisting that the outgroup can’t be oppressed, so therefore it’s impossible for us to oppress them.

National Separatist, enemy of the Earth Sphere Federation government and its unificationist allies. - If Open Borders becomes popular, the balance will shift towards a unifying global government, and that government will insist on controlling everything as far out as the Moon.  This is almost inevitable with open borders, and will come out of crisis management treaties and a need to control criminals as they cross national borders.  It isn’t an accident that power has been centralizing in the EU.

Its enemies may become known as National Separatists, and it will oppose them on the grounds that they are bigoted anti-[dominant economic mode] racist X-ophobic terrorists that are identical to Hitler.  To expand its power, the ESF will leverage whatever means it can get away with, particularly economic, to pressure hold-out countries into joining.

However, the median quality of government on Earth is not America or Western Europe, but probably more like Brazil both in competence and in corruption levels.  This isn’t an accident, institutions and culture both matter a lot, the causality for them doesn’t run purely from economic development to nice culture and good institutions.  The formation of a world government is actually really, really bad.  It must be strangled before it ever gets a chance to breath, here in the youth of our timeline, the first half of the 21st century.

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