Oceans Yet to Burn

Every day that the Earth Sphere Federation does not exist is a better day for it.

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collapsedsquid

I’ve been seeing in professors the result of the cutoff and scoring obsession and weird focuses of the NIH grant system. If I were head of NIH, I would say “We’re obsessing about the scores of these grants to level that exceeds our ability to tell good research from bad. How bout we just take an amount of grants that’s 4x the amount we can fund, and just randomly draw ¼ of those.“

Also, when I am Comrade General Secretary of the Socialist States of America, that’s how I’m allocating capital.

mitigatedchaos

> not assigning members of your government allocation funding blocks that they can bet on research outcomes

Bad post OP

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altrightbot

here’s how marine can still win

mitigatedchaos

A towering inferno rose up behind the column as the tanks rolled through Paris. Normandy had already fallen, Orleans, the Ardenne… all now under occupation as the last holdouts had fled to the city. But they were surrounded. The armed militia members waited nervously behind a makeshift blockade, clinging to their AKs.

- A History of the New France, 2034

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argumate

sexbots for the men, emotional support bots for the women!

or is it the other way around.

mitigatedchaos

It is but you can’t admit to it, so you make sexbots that perform emotional support and emotional support bots that perform sex. That way everyone can save face.

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> 2058
> arguing with Commies on minicom
> point out that the GDP per capita of the DSAZ is 8x that of Seattle
> point out no lines for antirejection drugs in DSAZ
> mfw “the Free Peoples’ Republic of Seattle isn’t real Socialism”
> mfw “Detroit Special Autonomous Zone is Fascist Dictatorship”
> mfw receiving these messages at coffee shop w/in DSAZ

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argumate

Anonymous asked:

[from the emoji article you linked] "and domain names that incorporate emojis are being developed" hoo boy. hoooooooo boy.

argumate answered:

*tears of laughter on the outside hiding tears of impotent rage on the inside*

mitigatedchaos

Worry not, Comrade. When the revolution comes and a Technocratic Dictatorship is finally installed in the North American Union, emoji shall be removed from unicode and replaced with a secondary set of extra Chinese characters. Those responsible for this abominable idea of emoji URLs will then be exiled to the far reaches of Alaska in punishment.

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just-shower-thoughts

Imagine a world without hate, violence, wars, weapons, a world where everybody is kind, and loves each other. Without starvation, poverty, or pollution. A world where all the people are happy. And then imagine us attacking that world. They wouldn’t stand a chance.

mitigatedchaos

That’s an engineered species. An evolved species can’t be like that.

Fear the masters that created them.

mitigated future

Anonymous asked:

How are you so based?

Temporal pre-familiarity bias. You are remembering my posts from the future, causing the release of endorphins and other neurochemicals. The posts aren’t actually that good, it just feels like that when you read them. They’ll seem normal again in a few months.

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2018: The Alt Right adopts language about “the rights of indigenous Europeans”.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.