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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the-grey-tribe

Basically don’t call people “cucks“. Don’t be surprised when people react badly to being called “cucks“. Don’t try to reclaim “cuck“ by telling other people that being cuckolded is a good thing.

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multiheaded1793 said: I feel cucked by this post.

the battle will be lost when cuck replaces fag as the generic disparagement term of choice for 15 year old boys.

mitigatedchaos

By the year 2035, it is common slang for “acting against one’s own self-interest”. Puffed up thinkpiece writers write on the virtue of enviro-cuckism and a hundred other causes.

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I look forward to the day that we use vines instead of emojis

it’s the logical progression

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well, shit.

mitigatedchaos

In the future, software on our phones will automatically analyze our most recent selfie and convert it to scalable vector graphic renderings of our faces, then adjust them to fit the standardized unicode facial character morphs using specialized neural networks.

Except for me.  There will only be one photo on my phone, incorrectly meta-tagged as a selfie.

JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER

SHINZO ABE!

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infernalfarndamn asked:

Why does my theory of gender need to explain camgirls? Unless I'm operating on a different definition of that term.

argumate answered:

Why is camgirl a viable career? Why are there so many camgirls? Why are there so few camgirls? Why are there almost no camboys, and those that do exist are mostly patronised by gay men? What are the demographics of camgirls and their customers, and why? And so on.

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neverlandsoundgirl said: the answer to all these questions is misogyny

neverlandsoundgirl said: next

I don’t think that is a sufficient answer, in that it doesn’t actually provide an explanation for any of this; one could invert all of the questions above and still provide misogyny as an answer, making it unfalsifiable.

mitigatedchaos

Hai, hai, indeed, my precious Argumate-san.

In fact, the answer to all these questions is testosterone.

I’ve been spiking the water supply with it for decades.  Centuries, actually.  Some might even say millennia.

I’m wanted in 144 Everett branches, soon to be 145.  I just can’t stand the weak and pathetic beasts of the original Earth.  I want this world’s men to be monsters.  Haha.

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Time Criminal Ask Meme

Red: Who is the most exciting person you’ve met in an alternate timeline?

Orange: What is your stance on time paradox duplicates?

Yellow: What is your opinion on the North American Union vs the Union of American States?

Green: Which China is the best China?

Blue: Least favorite alternate-timeline country?

Indigo: Most favorite alternate-timeline country?

Violet: What is the strangest fashion in <year>?

Ultraviolet: <write own question - para-symmetric questions only>

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A continent-spanning superstate controlled by a network of computers implementing the thing that comes after the thing that comes after prediction markets over a vast and inscrutable state bureaucracy physically realizing a National Utility Function, attacking enemy nations in ways they don’t even understand, its terrifying efficiency only truly understandable as a creeping horror to the very few.

But unironically.

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