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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
collapsedsquid
argumate

god it’s way past time we dissolved Western Australia

either get rid of all the states entirely and give more authority to local councils, or get rid of the federal government and let states print their own currencies, but the current split between state and federal is incredibly irritating.

collapsedsquid

That’s the part of the world @mitigatedchaos can be in charge of.  It’s mostly uninhabitable, so who cares if it’s fucked up?

mitigatedchaos

I know, you’re probably thinking this is a safe idea.  “Let’s exile that lunatic to the vast desert of Western Australia.  No matter how many bizarre plans they have, the collateral damage cannot possibly escape to the rest of the developed world.”

And of course, this seems perfectly reasonable.  The diagonal of Western Australia is literally over two thousand kilometers in length.

It’s just over two point six million square kilometers in size.  Even the construction of a Special Economic Zone kept wet by a nuclear-powered desalination plant would be dwarfed by four orders of magnitude by the shear scale of Western Australia.

But did you realize it’s possible to terraform the Outback with existing technology?

Who would fund such a thing?  Well, multiple nations are looking to meet their climate commitments, and the newly-formed state of Technocratic Western Australia would be in a position to supply.  A new city would need to be built to accommodate the infrastructure necessary to oversee this enormous project, along with a series of smaller and more temporary towns, allowing a great degree of flexibility in urban planning.  

The scale of the project would ensure funding for the new regime for several decades, while power was consolidated and a new culture was forged across multiple immigrant groups brought in to provide the labor for the project.  A tiered citizenship system, including education and service to advance up the hierarchy, with special status reserved for national heroes and more voice available in the National Delegation for loyalists, would place long-term political power in the hands of those committed to the new Western Australia.

As the trees spread across the continent, new development opportunities and industries would open up as the temperatures and local climates changed, paving the way for a nation of twenty million by the mid century.

The only thing preventing this future is that I am not in charge of Western Australia.

Source: argumate supervillain mitigated future politics
mitoticcephalopod
  • Cyberpunk Author: In this dystopian future, people are willing replace their living body parts with machines, sacrificing their HUMANITY for the power granted by TECHNOLOGY. When we can no longer tell where man ends and machine begins, have we not truly lost-
  • Me: Wait, so people can use cybernetics technology to change their bodies according to their wishes, compensating for disabilities or reshaping their forms to better fit their identity?
  • Cyberpunk Author: Yes, but can we really afford to abandon our natural-
  • Me: (already wearing seven pairs of mirrorshades)
Source: winterwombat mitigated future
wirehead-wannabe
soundlogic2236

That feeling when you have been clothes/shoe shopping and you want to shout in the middle of the store

Just give me a freaking nanofab already!

vessel-haver

I want to pick some shoe designs, scan my feet, and have a computer deal with everything else.

mitigatedchaos

You don’t need nanotechnology for that, and it’s only going to be about 20 years before it starts to become mainstream.

Source: soundlogic2236 mitigated future the invisible fist
isaacsapphire
collapsedsquid

I’m getting annoyed at that shoplifting fandom because it’s distracting people from who we really should be stealing from, our employers.

isaacsapphire

Well, that IS where the big bucks are in stealing shit from retail.

But shoplifting fandom isn't​ about effective crime, it’s about performative class/femininity. Effective criming would be work and uncool.

mitigatedchaos

Effective Crime Movement ‘Not Needed’ as Balance to Effective Altruism, Altruists Say

Charity movement startled by bizarre counter-charity project sponsored by 4chan, New Age artists
- The Onion, Dec 2, 2032
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nuclearspaceheater

The security situation with existing bio-phylacteries is so bad that all of the worst malware deployed against them are actually believed to have been naturally occurring.

andhishorse

The backup procedure is, quite frankly, an embarrassment; all data transfer protocols are truly hopeless at capturing internal experiences without a massive loss rate. And despite widespread consumer opinion to the contrary, hybrid units aren’t even half of a proper backup, and even if they were, the hassle in producing and formatting them is astronomical.

Source: nuclearspaceheater mitigated future

Your fave is problematic: Mitigated Chaos

  • Arrested on July 4, 2109 and May 2, 2112 at WW3 Reenactment protest rallies for Anti-Diverse Behavior
  • Known ties to American National Separationist Front, Free New England, Chinese-backed New Hampshire Peoples’ Liberation Army, pro-Kansas terrorists
  • K-band neurotype known for oppressive tendencies, support for imperialism, lacks tolerance stabilizer
  • Refuses to acknowledge own Cyborg Privilege
  • Supports reformation of the oppressive and bigoted North American Union, termination of the Human Dignity Act, reinstatement of the National Technocratic Pan-Asian Development Cooperative
  • Diagnosed untreated Neurocognitive Threat Disorder
  • Type-19 paramilitary cyborg body commercial spin-off of Boston Dynamics M455 combat body developed for the US Marines, purchase supported pre-unification NAU military-industrial complex
  • Skintone appropriates greyskin culture, but has no greyskin ancestry
  • Contrary to claims, has no genetic relation to snakes
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argumate
argumate

fuckin’ millennials at it again

collapsedsquid

👋Redistribute👋avocados👋to👋millennials👋

argumate

the👋claps👋only👋go👋between👋the👋words👋mum

mitigatedchaos

“The ‘Emoji Death Front’, first known as the ‘Death to Emoji Working Group’ and then ‘Emoji Extinction Dot Net’, is a distributed terrorist group which first emerged in Sydney, Australia, in 2033, coming to prominence in an attack on the Pyongyang Olympics in 2036.  The stated aim of the group is the removal of emoji from Unicode, a goal for which it is willing to-”
- excerpt, Google Automatic Summary for “emoji death”, May 2, 2038

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