Oceans Yet to Burn

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

theage.com.au

Grand theft avocado: nearly $400,000 heist 'taken seriously'

"They are in demand. Everybody loves avocados," said Sargent John Franchi of the Ventura County Sheriff's Office.

Veronica Rocha

[argumate]

fuckin’ millennials at it again

[collapsedsquid]

👋Redistribute👋avocados👋to👋millennials👋

[argumate]

the👋claps👋only👋go👋between👋the👋words👋mum

[mitigatedchaos]

“The ‘Emoji Death Front’, first known as the ‘Death to Emoji Working Group’ and then ‘Emoji Extinction Dot Net’, is a distributed terrorist group which first emerged in Sydney, Australia, in 2033, coming to prominence in an attack on the Pyongyang Olympics in 2036.  The stated aim of the group is the removal of emoji from Unicode, a goal for which it is willing to-”
- excerpt, Google Automatic Summary for “emoji death”, May 2, 2038