how about next time we let the elves be Jewish and the dwarves can be, I don’t know, Jamaican.
Dwarves => Japanese, all clan honor and axes folded in 1 million layers.
That would be implying that Asians are short. There is no stereotype that Jamaicans are short, just the stereotype that they’re all bobsledders.
Anonymous asked:
I’ve never seen anyone fumble typing “We need to create a gay clone ethnostate of Kim Jong Un to ensure the physically perfect instantiation of Juche Ideology” this badly before, and really it’s kind of startling.
“Race” is not a biological concept. Someone who looks different from you has the same human genes, just a different grab-bag of dominant traits.
vs.
It is exclusively non-African races, such as white people, who still carry hybrid human/Neanderthal genes.
in the same post.
NEW IDEOLOGY UNLOCKED: NEONEANDETHAL WHITE REVIVALISM + ASIA™
As almost all land was once occupied by the neaderthals, only their closest descendants, such as the White Man, hold the ancestral rights to Earth.
Beings of undefined race and sex, posting in strange blogs, handing out memes, is no basis for a system of government.
Ender’s Game call-out post?
In the modern Irony Economy, if you don’t engage in at least one multi-layered self-deprecating post each day, you risk losing your blogging license.
How many layers of irony must one be on?
Every post on this blog is serious, except for the ones that aren’t.
Beings of undefined race and sex, posting in strange blogs, handing out memes, is no basis for a system of government.
Ender’s Game call-out post?
In the modern Irony Economy, if you don’t engage in at least one multi-layered self-deprecating post each day, you risk losing your blogging license.
Beings of undefined race and sex, posting in strange blogs, handing out memes, is no basis for a system of government.
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Anonymous asked:
By 2056, every Wikipedia page of any figure of note, from George Washington to clerks for the Song Dynasty, has one of these as the primary image on the page instead of, you know, a painting or photograph.
Disney bought the rights in 2077 and manufactures a line of branded, family-friendly (by 2077 standards) androgynoids.
It makes dakimakura seem quaint in comparison.
Don’t blame me.
This is the future you people chose.
Anonymous asked:
Ugggh. Who do you think you are, Google?
Come back when you’re a multinational corporation physically embodying the threat of a societal panopticon in order to more efficiently sell Authentic™ skinny mom jeans to hipsters, loser.
I saw the title “The Virgin Suicides” the other day and now my brain noise keeps saying “The Virgin Suicides vs The Chad Homicides”
The Chad Homicides, which claims to have been written by “An Actual Rat”, is perhaps one of this year’s most unique books. Following the story of internationally acclaimed drug dealer Chadwick Bristol, who is pulled against his will into a series of murders of “alpha males”, The Chad Homicides draws us in to an engaging set of conspiracies loaded with colorful characters,
