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mitigatedchaos
argumate

god it’s way past time we dissolved Western Australia

either get rid of all the states entirely and give more authority to local councils, or get rid of the federal government and let states print their own currencies, but the current split between state and federal is incredibly irritating.

collapsedsquid

That’s the part of the world @mitigatedchaos can be in charge of.  It’s mostly uninhabitable, so who cares if it’s fucked up?

mitigatedchaos

I know, you’re probably thinking this is a safe idea.  “Let’s exile that lunatic to the vast desert of Western Australia.  No matter how many bizarre plans they have, the collateral damage cannot possibly escape to the rest of the developed world.”

And of course, this seems perfectly reasonable.  The diagonal of Western Australia is literally over two thousand kilometers in length.

It’s just over two point six million square kilometers in size.  Even the construction of a Special Economic Zone kept wet by a nuclear-powered desalination plant would be dwarfed by four orders of magnitude by the shear scale of Western Australia.

But did you realize it’s possible to terraform the Outback with existing technology?

Who would fund such a thing?  Well, multiple nations are looking to meet their climate commitments, and the newly-formed state of Technocratic Western Australia would be in a position to supply.  A new city would need to be built to accommodate the infrastructure necessary to oversee this enormous project, along with a series of smaller and more temporary towns, allowing a great degree of flexibility in urban planning.  

The scale of the project would ensure funding for the new regime for several decades, while power was consolidated and a new culture was forged across multiple immigrant groups brought in to provide the labor for the project.  A tiered citizenship system, including education and service to advance up the hierarchy, with special status reserved for national heroes and more voice available in the National Delegation for loyalists, would place long-term political power in the hands of those committed to the new Western Australia.

As the trees spread across the continent, new development opportunities and industries would open up as the temperatures and local climates changed, paving the way for a nation of twenty million by the mid century.

The only thing preventing this future is that I am not in charge of Western Australia.

mitigatedchaos

@collapsedsquid

The other crucial thing preventing your plan is that nobody wants to live in your western australian towns, because it’s western australia.

According to the elaborate theory of mind I just created in the last two seconds, people either want trees or money.  It follows, therefore, that they will be willing to move to the middle of nowhere for money and the promise that eventually, trees will come.

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ranma-official
ranma-official:
“ durbikins:
“ ryangoslingofficial:
“a multiplayer only game where you go on stage and try and win an audience of other people listening to your bad jokes
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Tumblr finally gets a PVP update
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Tumblr is already a pvp-only game and...
ryangoslingofficial

a multiplayer only game where you go on stage and try and win an audience of other people listening to your bad jokes

durbikins

Tumblr finally gets a PVP update

ranma-official

Tumblr is already a pvp-only game and we’ve been begging for single player mode for decades

mitigatedchaos

But what about all the pornbots? And the storefront bots? Clearly there is some PvE action going on. (Though admittedly the mysterious carbots that follow players around without doing anything are more of a passive mob.)

Unless you’re going to suggest that BotMeister is a real class. I certainly didn’t see it at chargen. Then again maybe you dug around in the menus a bit more since I can tell your build is a Discourse Warrior/Weeb dual class.

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esoteric-hoxhaism

Anonymous asked:

perhaps a small part of it might be that unlike, say, the Trojan War or King Arthur, Harry Potter, is, due to copyright-and-canon culture, unimprovable. I mean, fanfiction exists, but it's secondary and can't supersede the earlier versions of the myth

esoteric-hoxhaism answered:

this is bad but you don’t see the read another book people saying it’s bad

mitigatedchaos

Maybe it’s because on the log scale of supervillainy, Trump doesn’t even break a 2.2, and doesn’t even have any supernatural or other enhanced abilities. 

I know you’ll dispute this, but simply - Trump isn’t causing the meme wave, he’s just riding it.  So that doesn’t count as a supernatural ability, either.

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mitigatedchaos
phoneus

Congratulations! In an effort to be interesting and unique, you have rendered yourself as boring and predictable as possible — how do you plead? Hey stop photoshopping vaporwave succ memes for a second and listen to me

mitigatedchaos

No.

phoneus

This isn’t me criticizing you as a human being or trying to make fun of you or anything but an earnest question: what the hell does any part of your description mean? Can you give me an example of how your political stances apply to the real world in a non hypothetical sci fi genre way I can’t picture it

mitigatedchaos

I will answer this question when I have access to a Real Computer, which will be a while.

mitigatedchaos

@count-clark​ They’re just a fascist

Oh honey, not everyone esoteric is a fascist.  Do you really believe that just because you don’t understand someone, they’re plotting world domination?

I’m a lunatic.  Get it right.

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