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“Social Justice? More like Social just us,” he sent.

She immediately became furious at his micro-aggression.

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Anonymous asked:

i don't know who else to complain to about this but everydayfeminism just posted an article saying trumpcare was inevitable and we should all be focusing on 'ancestral medicine' instead, including asking our ancestors for healing and going outside more (while being careful not to culturally appropriate of course) and i'm just... honestly floored? some of the stuff that has crept into the 'mainstream sj' collective consciousness is so unbelivable i wanna die

memecucker answered:

http://everydayfeminism.com/2017/08/trumpcare-ancestral-medicine/

Oh My Fucking God

[big-block-of-cheese-day]

The one thing all of my ancestors (with a few exceptions one generation up from me) have in common is that they’re dead.

[funereal-disease]

The idea of asking permission before engaging in another culture’s healing practice is…bizarre. If you have a cure for my (hypothetical) cancer and won’t give it to me because I’m the wrong ethnicity, am I supposed to just go “okay, guess I’ll fucking die then”? Like, taking that to its logical conclusion, it is better to *die* than to appropriate a culture.

Unless the idea is that certain medical practices only work on people of certain ancestry, in which case we’re right back to some very troubling eugenic implications.

[mitigatedchaos]

Racism, but in, you know, a Woke way. Free with every box of Social Justice Fandom brand breakfast cereal.

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Anonymous asked:

You are indeed not the only one to have noticed that incentive, FWIW.

We’ll have to remember it if we ever time travel far enough back to be crowned emperors of some ancient territory, my dear Anon.

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White person and notorious Confederate General Joan of Arc,

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[femmenietzsche]

GALAXY BRAIN: Chinese anti-competitive practices are the only thing saving us from even more unendurable corporate kowtowing to CCP sensibilities

[argumate]

The success of Wolf Warrior II and the threat it poses to Hollywood increases the chance of major blockbusters featuring Chinese villains again.

[mitigatedchaos]

But what if I, a villain, like the villains tho

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[sadoeconomist]

I was thinking of posting something like ‘Daddy, what was the Statue of Liberty like?’ ‘Oh, it was beautiful and inspiring, but we had to blow it up because the French gave it to us, and the French Third Republic was racist’ ‘I wish I could have seen it’ ‘Wow, you support the French Third Republic, what are you, some kind of Nazi?’

But I know better than to use the word ‘daddy’ on this website

[mitigatedchaos]

You’re ignoring the 1:5,400,000 timelines where I come to power and her glowing laser eyes gaze endlessly out over the sea, ready to guard the Union with hundreds of megawatts of star-searing power at a moment’s notice.

[flakmaniak]

Dammit if you aren’t an obvious supervillain, but I’ll be damned if I don’t want to vote for you anyway. I would definitely support any candidate whose slogan was “Put lasers in Lady Liberty”.

I guess I just love grandiose symbols. (Please tell me you’d also upgrade Mount Rushmore. And build some monument to humanity’s might on the moon.)

[mitigatedchaos]

While other parties believe in vague rhetoric like “Making America Great Again” and “bringing harmony to our divided nation”, the National Technocratic Party believes in specific, measurable, achievable policy goals, such as those outlined in our Enhanced Civil Defense Plan for the Weaponization of National Monuments, our whitepapers on lunar war, and in the 2028 Prediction Budget produced by the Central Committee.

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[sadoeconomist]

I was thinking of posting something like ‘Daddy, what was the Statue of Liberty like?’ ‘Oh, it was beautiful and inspiring, but we had to blow it up because the French gave it to us, and the French Third Republic was racist’ ‘I wish I could have seen it’ ‘Wow, you support the French Third Republic, what are you, some kind of Nazi?’

But I know better than to use the word ‘daddy’ on this website

[mitigatedchaos]

You’re ignoring the 1:5,400,000 timelines where I come to power and her glowing laser eyes gaze endlessly out over the sea, ready to guard the Union with hundreds of megawatts of star-searing power at a moment’s notice.

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“For the last time, Todd, ‘but what if they were the anime girls’ is not a fresh take!  THEY ALL WANT TO BE THE ANIME GIRLS, TODD.  ALL OF THEM.”

“But what about Kir-”

“KirkGothic has an entire album of Strawberry Rationalist Girl Renegade Angles tagged #ideal form, you COW-BRAINED SUBCORVID.”

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Contrary to popular beliefs, Tumblr actually plot to ensnare foreigners in bad American politics discourse, including bad American race discourse.

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bluepilled: Believing the presence of xenoestrogens has had no impact whatsoever on the human population.

“redpilled”: Believing that xenoestrogens have created a generation of pathetic, wimpy, unmanly men, undermining the masculine dominance of Western society.

redpilled: Injecting testosterone into the water supply to turn the population more right-wing and manly, including the women.