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argumate
argumate

saw a white woman wearing a black lives matter t-shirt the other day, with a nearby Indian family throwing suspicious glances at her; it felt incongruous

mitigatedchaos

They were probably scanning her WokeScore™.

Mine is, uh, negative.  Like really, really negative.

Anyhow, it’s considered a bit of a faux pas for a white woman to wear a shirt like that unless her WS is over 500.  (The formal definition is 506.)

Of course, if you don’t load the WS app on your phone so it can’t monitor your behavior, you only get what others observe, which makes it a lot harder to buff with like, anti-racist meditation and stuff.  Doubly so if you publicly associate with people with low WSs, show up to flag rallies, etc.

tbh after a while I started to lower mine on purpose.

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Anonymous asked:

Idea: take one of the big square states, carve it into itty bitty ethnostates (with easy entry but difficult exit), put a fence up on the state border, auction the TV rights to the highest bidder. Call it, idk, Warlords of Wyoming or something. No more (literal) impact on the rest of america from the fighting,but all the politics fans still get something to watch and cheer their team in. Everybody wins!

Now we’re bordering on NationStates.net territory, my dear Anon.

I, for one, back the Techno-Principality of Greater Rock Springs.

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Their combination of Neoreactionary, Demi-Confucian, Muskian, and PAP principles, fused with a synthetic Sino-Japano-Anime-American metaculture and corporate backing practically assures their success against the bio-primitivists and the Communist Block.

What I really want to know is who @xhxhxhx is betting on.

Who are you betting on?  Answer in the comments below.

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ranma-official
ranma-official

I live in Russia. I can casually buy a belt buckle with the confederate flag at the flea market. how

lordpatiii

Use of the Confederate flag on clothing and stuff was pretty much unquestioned until very recently, that’s not a value judgment that’s just a statement of fact. Also says there should bad, you should be able to buy the Buckle with anything on it.

ranma-official

no, i mean

obv it’s not illegal

but how is this a thing that has market value here of all things

mitigatedchaos

Putin’s long-term plan to divide the United States by having the South rise again.  He sponsored this recent rally as part of a long-term goal of reviving the Confederate States of America and pitting it, once again, against the virtuous northern Union.

(Of course I say this jokingly.  He’s actually funding California separatists.)

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argumate
sadoeconomist

argumate said: the klan are the real victims, huh

Yeah, that’s definitely not what I said. I’m just really wondering how to defend yourself from piss balloons. My area is full of particularly nasty antifas and it may be useful to know what to do about it if I find myself organizing an IRL political event at some point.

If there really is no way to counter it then they could shut down all public political opposition just by drowning it in enough bodily fluids. I really don’t want that to be how the last vestiges of free expression in America are destroyed.

argumate

raincoats, or just act like you enjoy it a little bit too much.

or just schedule your event for the same day as the Nazis but in a different city, let them take the piss balloons on your behalf.

mitigatedchaos

Bring your own fire hoses.

Sure, the cost of a truck with a water tank will put a dent in the rally’s expenses, but sadoeconomist is an ancap so he surely must understand the idea of the people being responsible for their own sanitation.

There is no right to complain about your biohazardous materials getting washed away.  If water gets on the antifas in the process of washing the piss bottles into the gutters, well it’s far more sanitary than the liquids they were throwing.

Yes, turning all protests into super soaker festivals isn’t the greatest, but it’s better than the alternative, as long as the water pressure isn’t too high.  And it better be, because you’re going to have to hose down your own guys to keep them clean.

No injuries.  I’m specifically talking about just washing people.

Of course, if I were in charge of the city, I’d install high-resolution cameras before the rally, get flying camera drones too, ban face-covering masks for the rally, and then fine every last one of those people $2,500 for malicious biohazardous littering (per piss-bottle) and all the mask-wearers, too.

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mutant-aesthetic
mutant-aesthetic

Me: Has actually been in skype calls and IRC chats with prominent alt-right figures, attended alt-right meetups, coordinated alt-right digital action and written for alt-right sites before leaving the movement in early 2016

Hellsite users: Think they understand the alt-right better than me because they read a HuffPo explainer on the topic or whatever

mitigatedchaos

Ah, but see, demobilization is impossible, as the left says again and again. 

As such, you must either still secretly be an altrightie and thus untrustworthy, or not exist - even more untrustworthy!  Glitches in reality can’t be relied on for accurate information, Mutie-san.

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