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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
slartibartfastibast
mitigatedchaos

There isn’t going to be a race war.

But if there were, you know it would be the kind of guys that beat up Sihks for “being Muslim” and not something that proceeded in any sort of way that made sense even if it were evil sense.

mailadreapta

This is true.

Let’s stick to the “no race war” plan.

slartibartfastibast

Cartman will be disappointed.

mitigatedchaos

In the Trolley Problem, I push Cartman in front of the trolley.

Source: mitigatedchaos shtpost
argumate

Anonymous asked:

Really confusing approach to the meat industry: vatmeat, but grown by tiling ranches with solar panels for the process energy.

mitigatedchaos answered:

We will ensure optimal solar panel distribution by building semi-autonomous, four-legged solar collectors in the 900 kilogram range,

official-kircheis

Vat mean but the controlling software has to be complex enough that it’s conscious/sentient.

argumate

we will uplift kale to consciousness

mitigatedchaos

broke: growing vatmeat in a big sterile factory where all workers wear cleansuits, carefully controlling conditions to create a 1m long cut of the perfect steak

woke: genetically engineering a snake crossed with three different kinds of regenerative lizard, chopping it in half each year and waiting for it to grow back, then lobbying the FDA to get your mechanically processed snake meat classified as legally chicken

Source: mitigatedchaos shtpost mitigated future gross cw maybe augmented reality break anons asks
the-grey-tribe
the-grey-tribe:
“ ranma-official:
“ finnglas:
“ theivorytowercrumbles:
“Ah.
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“One reason why we have not learned more from this history is that queers do not have the institutions for common memory and generational transmission around which straight...
theivorytowercrumbles

Ah.

finnglas

“One reason why we have not learned more from this history is that queers do not have the institutions for common memory and generational transmission around which straight culture is built. Every new wave of queer youth picks up something rom its predecessors but also invents itself from scratch. Many are convinced that they have nothing to learn from old dykes and clones and trolls, and no institutions–neither households nor schools nor churches nor political groups–ensure that this will happen. And since the most painfully instructed generation has been decimated by death, the queer culture of the present faces more than the usual shortfall in memory. Now younger queers are told all too often that a principled defense of nonnormative sex is just a relic of bygone ‘liberationism.’ This story is given out in bland confidence, since so many of the people who would have contradicted it have died.”

ranma-official

Really makes you think

the-grey-tribe

That’s an almost neoreactionary thought about queer people and social fabric dressed up in progressive language.

@mitigatedchaos (Now with more statism) would probably solve this problem by requiring you to take three-weeks of evening classes at your municipal DLGBT to get your queering license.

mitigatedchaos

No no no,

The correct institution to ensure the inter-generational passage of queer knowledge is the Queer Nuclear Family,

Source: theivorytowercrumbles shtpost or is it gendpol