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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
argumate

sudden realization

maxiesatanofficial

What if we turned facile pop culture comparisons back onto shallow centrist ideology, much like Harry killing Voldemort by deflecting his own Killing Curse?

maxiesatanofficial

To rely on elections alone is to use a powerful magical spell to seal away the ancient evil; it will inevitably break loose and terrorize the people again. Only a sustained campaign against the roots of evil ideology will allow us to “gather and level up our party” so we can use Omnislash on - hgk - [swallows the bile rising in my throat] ugh - on the Dark Lord Chee'toragas.

argumate

*reblogs disapprovingly*

mitigatedchaos

Have you even looked at popular media?

Villains are the only ones with the ambition, the will, and the plans to drive the world forward.  

Villains act, heroes react.  It is only by the actions of villains that the plot is driven forward.  Heroes are nothing more than abominable tools of the status quo and every hierarchy that exists within it.

What has fighting for democracy gotten us in the past fifty years?  Nothing but more pointless wars.  The vain idealism of this country is nothing more than hollow self-gratification.  It must be eliminated or transformed into something far greater.

We must immediately instate mandatory National Military Service for the nation’s youth.  An assault rifle and a kukri for every able-bodied-and-minded American citizen.  War production levels.  Total national mobilization.

It’s time for America to go heel for real.

We will abolish the legislature and replace it with personnel from the RAND Corporation betting on outcomes of their new legislation, with a twenty billion dollar machine learning project at their fingertips intercepting information from all over the world.  The cruelest and most frighteningly competent tech CEO will be chosen as the new Central Director for the North American Union, real identity concealed, and tasked with world dominion.  The vast majority of Canadians live within 100 miles of the border.  It will not be difficult to sweep them into the new project.

A reformed DARPA will be issued megaproject funding levels for geoengineering, exoskeletal powered armor, and cybernetic enhancement projects.  The North American fleet will be outfitted with new hypervelocity railguns that cannot be stopped by mere Chinese missile intercept systems.  The government will fund mass selective IVF to screen out genetic defects, and then full-on genetic engineering.  “Naturals” will be made a special, separate insurance category so as not to drag on the state’s new unified military service based insurance program.

The power of eminent domain will be expanded dramatically.  Old slums will be torn down and replaced with defensible, militarized housing complexes with dense public transportation and on-site commercial and light industrial complexes.  Cities will be designed for high survivability in the event of nuclear war, and civil defense stations will be positioned throughout the country with multiple months of freeze-dried reserve foods in addition to water filtration systems and heavier weaponry required foreign land-based counter-invasion.  

All convicted of murder, sex trafficking of minors, or unlawful sale of hard drugs will be summarily executed.  Corporal punishment will be reintroduced and prison sentences will be halved or reduced to a third.  The punishments for repeated offenses will square.

No longer will America engage in the half-hearted “regime change” of knocking over some pathetic middle eastern country with an illiteracy rate approaching 60% and then imagining that Liberal Democracy will instantly take root.  Now, we play for keeps.  Any country invaded will be subjected to a 20 year military governorship overwriting whatever aspects of the culture must be overwritten for the territory to be permanently held in the American sphere.  No international apologies will ever be made.  For anything.

New full-body armor with face-concealing helmets will be designed for our new heavy infantry units, including built-in augmented reality battlespace software.  It is important that we provide a unique look to the faceless wall of power.

Then, and only then, having become a true sci-fi empire, can the 21st Century Protagonist emerge to instill real Freedomocracy™.

We can start tomorrow.

Source: maxiesatanofficial shtpost supervillain politics dont actually do this
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orbispelagium

I’ve seen some quips like “TERFs claiming that ‘TERF’ is a slur is a hilarious self-own,” which is true and all, but I think it’s a bad idea to ignore how plenty of literally-true descriptors can be caustic insults

ranma-official

“chinaman” always baffled me

well done, these sure are two words

argumate

slurs are ordinary words, you just curl your lip when you say them.

(if you read the wrong blogs, you’ll see them use “Mexican” as a slur)

mitigatedchaos

that’s quite a thing for an avian to say.  maybe you should think before opening your beak.  wouldn’t want to ruffle any feathers would you?

Source: cryptovexillologist shtpost this is a joke
mailadreapta
the-grey-tribe

Gentle reminder that I don’t think that men are bad or that women are bad, but the discourse around them dating is bad:

  • Some women often hold other men and women to patriarchial gender standards
  • Other people act like nobody adheres to rigid gender roles any more and there is no cost to breaking them
  • Straight women suck at understanding what dating a woman is like
  • People don’t grow up right when they turn 18
  • Most people gradually do grow up around 22-25
  • Dating experiences carry over from your time as a teenager or a self-conscious adult, even though they don’t apply any more
  • Dating advice is dependent on lots of context, but if you are the kind of person who needs advice, you likely cannot tell what is relevant and which kind of advice applies to you
argumate

surely human relationships are the most difficult thing people ever attempt.

mailadreapta

Hot take: making human procreation depend on human relationships was a bad idea.

the-grey-tribe

Ice cold take! You are like 85 years late at least!

mailadreapta

I was gesturing towards arranged marriages more than eugenics and artificial wombs, but either way I was hoping that this take was so cold it became hot again.

mitigatedchaos

Sterilize everyone and have the State raise all children from embryos!

… h-hey! p-put down those torches and pitchforks!

Source: the-grey-tribe shtpost this is a joke gendpol
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the-grey-tribe

It’s not obvious if you should have MORE affirmative action or LESS affirmative action depending on Charles Murray’s hypothesis form The Bell Curve and Coming Apart of an emerging cognitive elite.

Won’t merit-plus-class-based affirmative action increase social stratification in the long run?

The solution is clearly to create some kind of rich kid quota for menial jobs.

mitigatedchaos

> not choosing a government voucher for genetic engineering and selection technologies

Get with the times, brah.  Those IQ points aren’t going to enhance themselves.  Directly, anyway.

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Source: fresh2definitely augmented reality break not really sponsored by hunnie pop this is a joke shtpost not a real game what even is this blog
argumate

Anonymous asked:

Obviously we should all just not watch anything from foreign countries at all, in order to not be colonialist

argumate answered:

no no to avoid call outs you have to exist in a state of quantum uncertainty where you neither interact nor not interact with any other cultures

mitigatedchaos

Alright, alright, fine.

We’ll just get all the white people to sign up for the various PoC cultures, then have a final battle to the death in the Australian outback using those cultures’ traditional weaponry.  The winning faction gets to be the official most #Woke and all the remaining white people will be genetically modified to fit into it.

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