Oceans Yet to Burn

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Anonymous asked:

I hope you don't mind if I crop that picture of the guy inhaling The Idea That Liberal Democracy Is The Natural Moral Order Of The Universe, because it's so good.

Knock yourself out, Anon-kun.

Not literally, though, of course.  If you huff too much from that inhaler you’ll have an overdose and start believing American newsmedia, so only inhale just the little bit that you need to keep your soul alive.

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[supersleepyzahra]

America: *destroys a country*
America: Damn…this country needs some help. these poor people….
America: *destroys it again*
America: Yikes, there’s no helping here

[mitigatedchaos]

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[argumate]

I don’t know why but this exchange fills me with joy to be alive

[mitigatedchaos]

Man, could you imagine if the Japanese had forcefully colonized places against the will of the PoCs already living there? Haha, they’re so polite though, that would never happen.

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If this sounds like some bullshit they’d pull in Singapore, that’s not an accident.

Sovereignty is won by force.  Every murder, every bombing, every acid attack undermines the legitimacy of the state.  Why listen to the government when someone else could kill you just as easily?

@wirehead-wannabe I’m still not sure why you’d read this blog as seeming right-wing.  Sounds pretty improbable to me.

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[davidsevera]

Often (Rarely) my heart (brain) is filled with love (certain neurotransmitters) for everyone (a group smaller than my Dunbar number) and everything (the set of objects and ideas I actually like). I want (say that I want in order to score social points) nothing more than (along with many other things) happiness in the world (for those people who will thereby make me happy). I don’t know what the meaning of life is (strongly suspect life is meaningless) but if it isn’t based in universal compassion I don’t need it (cling to the possibility I’m wrong).

[argumate]

So, is this a new filter that we can apply to all Tumblr posts?

[mitigatedchaos]

You don’t already have it on?  What’s wrong with you??

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Male-dominated video games become spectator e-sports for predominantly male viewers because they sustain a different project than celebrating physical excellence. They don’t showcase a specific form of male-bodied performance so much as support a specific sort of male spectator: a straight middle-class boy full of resentment and patriarchal rage. This is and has been the sports fan par excellence.

http://reallifemag.com/jocks-without-borders/

hooo brother.

(via argumate)

why do they always write about white men like bad fantasy books talk about orcs? I mean, ‘full of patriarchal rage’?

(via 1nsomnizac)

now remember that most of these straight middle-class boys are Korean, even in the linked article, and scratch your head.

(via argumate)

no patriarchy like Korean patriarchy

(via argumate)

Koreans are the whitest boys of all.

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Anonymous asked:

Can you write a prompt based on love, Prompt Guy?

writing-prompt-s answered:

You fall in love with a snail. Write about your sex life.

[mitigatedchaos]

“Ugggh, you’re not getting it.  Adam and I are in love-”

“But he looks like a snail!  Why can’t you go back to dating that nice man with the horns?  At least he had arms and legs.  I’m not against this cyborg thing, but-”

“Mom, no ‘buts’, it’s my life, and if I want to date a gastropodoid then I will.  Why are you judging me?  Why are you like this?”

“Well, it’s just so unnatural-”

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[brainstatic]

I swear to god he has some kind of ancient Egyptian curse. There is always, always one of these whenever something happens. He stole an amulet from a tomb or some shit. 

[diebrarian]

it’s real

[mitigatedchaos]

When you plunder the tomb of an ancient social media magnate from 2003, searching through the abandoned CRT monitors and tangles of ethernet cables, accidentally activating an artifact that will allow you to use social media to gain incredible power, but at a terrible price.

The pact is sealed.  Your tweets shall be written in blood.

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Anonymous asked:

But the bright side is that natural processes beyond our control can still be understood and accounted for! E.g., studying earthquakes can help you figure out the warning signs (potentially helping people to get to safety), discover where they're likely to occur, and develop less susceptible architecture. We cannot make the universe care for us, but we can adapt to it and care for each other.

argumate answered:

Indeed, our only hope.

[mitigatedchaos]

It is the bright side.  If there’s no God to help us, then there is also no God to stop us.

[mitigatedchaos]

@slartibartfastibast: This is like the most common villain origin story ever…

What?  That’s not my villain origin story.  I’m only trying to “take over the world” because of the dissolution of the NAU - which is a completely valid reason to use an army of robots to prevent the world state from ever existing.

I’m the hero, here, saving you all from enacting a really dumb idea that brings about global tyranny.  I only call myself a supervillain because for some reason, everyone keeps getting all offended when I hold the UN hostage.  You’d do the same thing if you were in my situation!  You just don’t have a half-machine body and memories of the future!

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[land-of-maps]

The Greater Latin Empire; if the Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Roman empires to the maximum extents, as well as the Latin language-speaking peoples were all united into country/empire today. [1350 x 625] [Fixed]

[rtrixie]

Forget anglosphere, we need to go bigger

[mitigatedchaos]

> conquering one third of the Earth
> giving it to the filthy Spaniards

There is only one Empire that has the right to rule the world…