I have it on good authority that not wanting me is an act of oppression.
Remember “Mercy is racist” discourse
It’s racist for a Swiss person to perform surgery on a Japanese one
No no, it’s racist because humans can’t just decide to make some dude half-Omnic. Omnics have a long and complex history of oppression at the hands of humans, and -
the other day i made a joke about manlets to my brother and he just said completely dead pan “brother, we cannot ridicule those of a stature that does not match our own” and i can’t stop thinking about it. it was like he got possessed by a manlet sympathizing spirit
I dunno @ranma-official, it sounds like you might be taking punching down a little too literally.
Okay guys, I’ve solved the gender discourse. You can go home now.
life hack if you live in a flood zone and are worried put a sign up that says ‘welcome to california’ and then it floods the water will see the sign, realize it’s in the wrong place, and leave
this can backfire because incoming bills can also realize they’re in California and increase 5x
Oh fuck, the foreigners have found out how dysfunctional California is. We gotta get a big tarp and hide it.
“Really. Where the fuck do you live? 123 Degeneracy Apartments, 1400 Degeneracy Street, Borough of Degeneracy?”
“Actually, it’s Degeneracy Avenue-”
I was asked once “Why do you even want to have a girlfriend? What do you want to do with her? What do you want her to do?“
I replied “You know, the usual. You know?“
The guy who asked had a deep point to make, but I know he could not have answered this himself to his own satisfaction.
“Redundancy,” I answered. “Two mammals are more likely to reach task completion than one, as their failures are unlikely to overlap, significantly boosting performance as compared to one mammal.”
“The real girlfriend is the girlfriend that was inside you all along,” I answered. He rolled his eyes at my pre-mocking of his deep point.
“Vulnerability,” I answered. “Relationships are a cycle of mutually-increasing vulnerability, something that is dangerous in this world, and intimate physical contact builds bonding and trust, in addition to creating mutual vulnerability.” He was silent for a moment, but then opened his his mouth. “Well, *Actually” he says…
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This is a drawing I finished today [July 20, 2017] to represent the kind of president we could have (if he was a sane individual, of course) but we just don’t for various reasons. If you are a Trump supporter you aren’t allowed to interact with this post. […]
Have we reached Maximum Trump?
I dare to say that no, we have not!
Total saturation of the airwaves has not been achieved. Somewhere out there, there continue to be TV broadcasts which contain NO MENTION of Donald J. Trump, the first Meme-American President of the United States of America.
This will not do.
The amount of Trump must be increased.
Projections under the previous Trump First Initiative showed that merely amplifying the existing Trump will not do due to local radio spectrum saturation, supported by a number of field tests. It was for this reason that the Trump First Initiative was scrapped.
My colleagues in the Mecha-Bannonite program were pessimistic and skeptical after the cancellation of Trump First. They said no increase in the memetic saturation of Trump was possible.
But I have proved them wrong!
I have developed new mathematical models which prove that further meme propagation is possible, with only a slight alteration of the meme waveform band.
Based on heuristical data gathered from pools of eligible voters, I have used a neural network to model the meme space of possible Trumpforms in order to achieve greater propagation, and thus memetic saturation.
All that is required to more than quintuple current saturation of the memespace is the creation of seven additional trumpforms, similar to the ones constructed by computer render above.
Then, finally, all mention of politicians other than Trump can be completely erased from broadcast journalism, allowing our organization to progress towards Phase 2 of Operation Meteor 2020.
As many as 5,000 Tumblrs each day are destroyed by dualistic quasi-potential churning forces. Pass it on.
y’all need a Tumblr safeword; I’ve been interpreting your regular screams of “please stop / bad post op / delete your account / blocked and reported” as countersignalling hyperbole between friends and doubling down.
get off this site. tumblr is for humans and human-derived semi-artificial constructs, NOT BIRDS