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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-grey-tribe
mitigatedchaos

Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.

That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.

the-grey-tribe

Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/

mitigatedchaos

That isn’t fair.  You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations. 

:<

the-grey-tribe

Do backlit breast implants count?

mitigatedchaos

Only if they’re programmable matrices.  The higher the resolution, the better.  Sucks if it gets hacked, though!

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the-grey-tribe
mitigatedchaos

Even if men and women don’t differ in any other way, men and women wanting different things from each other would have an impact on behavior.

That purring augmentation post was a joke, but “do this or be alone” is a powerful incentive.

the-grey-tribe

Hey you stole my stance on gender discourse. :/

mitigatedchaos

That isn’t fair.  You never post about women getting cybernetic augmentations. 

:<

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ranma-official

Anonymous asked:

lmao pathetic fascist retards like you who don't know how to actually interact with people and will die nobodies having contributed nothing to society shouldn't argue or even dare to talk to people clearly better than them and with not shitty politics. go kill yourself in the forest so at least your death will serve some purpose in feeding the animals and enriching the earth.

ranma-official answered:

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mitigatedchaos

Random Internet Liberal Revealed As Fascist By Daring Communist Revolutionary

Peoples’ Justice Committee to Award Medal for Revolutionary Spirit, Service to Proletariat

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argumate
mitigatedchaos

@ranma-official

corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”

I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.

argumate

mitigatedchaos

The year is 2068.  The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress.  The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…

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wirehead-wannabe

Anonymous asked:

You should do AUSJ. It's the sort of thing you'd be good at.

nuclearspaceheater answered:

This is right up there with “Scott Alexander keeps recommending me as a good right-wing writer“ in terms of confusion as to what in my post history could possibly have prompted such a reaction.

mitigatedchaos

By the criteria that you are right-wing, I suppose I also count as right-wing.

wirehead-wannabe

I mean you do read as right wing to me, but that’s probably because I have a skewed idea of where the center is

mitigatedchaos

I don’t know how you’d ever get that idea, Wirehead-kun.  I-it’s not like I want to take over the world or anything!  B-baka!

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argumate
argumate:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ obama-biden-memes:
“wise words
”
I miss the president THINKING full stop
”
he was thinking about drones, but sure
”
Little known fact - Obama would actually wear smart contacts while speaking with...
obama-biden-memes

wise words

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I miss the president THINKING full stop

argumate

he was thinking about drones, but sure

mitigatedchaos

Little known fact - Obama would actually wear smart contacts while speaking with interviewers, allowing him to directly control drones with his mind while simultaneously discussing the benefits of diversity.  Very efficient.

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argumate
the-grey-tribe

And they say the EU is good for nothing! Multinational corporations sell different versions of their products in different countries, but enough is enough!

Fico threatened to boycott brands over different (lesser quality) of products in V4 countries: German biscuits made for sale in Poland have less butter. Italian Nutella is more chocolatey in Austria than in Hungary.

I kind of get why companies do this, and why people feel cheated (remember the outcry over con syrup vs cane sugar Coca Cola), but mandating companies sell the exact identical version of food products sounds over the top.

I don’t know how you would label this properly. It kind of undermines the brand of Nutella if it means different things in different places. Nutella(5)? New Nutella?

argumate

yeah just give ‘em a different name, surely

mitigatedchaos

Nutella
Nutella (1)
Nutella (2)
Copy of Nutella (2)
Nutella 2008
Copy of New Nutella (3)

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infoskank

periodic reminder that the word “emoji” is a borrowing of a native japanese word, not a reborrowing of an english word! “emoji” comes from 絵文字、a compound of「絵」(え e, “image, picture”) and 文字 (モジ moji, “word”), and is completely unrelated to the English word “emoticon.”

argumate

you could say that’s a folk etymoloji

the-grey-tribe

Emoji would not have caught on in the west as a word if it hadn’t had that similarity though

the-grey-tribe

Emojicon

mitigatedchaos

If you are reading this message, you have been exiled to Tasmania.

Duration: Until the end of Tumblr, or six years, whichever comes first.
Reason for Exile: “Emojicon”
Appeals: Standard appeal only.

You have a right to documentation.  You may have other rights which are not listed in this document…

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