Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me
baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps
baby clothes, for sale, really small
DID YOU KNOW?: The average adult baby can weigh over 500 kilograms!
Leave the planet more or less as we found it.
take only the entirety of the mineral reserves, leave only footprints
and the occasional genital symbolism carved into the mountains
Moon is fair game.
The original American flag planted there is too small.
We’re gonna need Moon Excavators and about ten hundred thousand tons of red, white, and blue gravel.
@mr-dongleopolis submitted:
love ya dad
the local aesthetic is cute owl, not horrifying owl; easy mistake to make.
the local aesthetic is cute owl, not horrifying owl; easy mistake to make.
Fuck, I’m gonna have to train my deep-learning shitpost generator more.
wow woke
bluepilled: there are 76 genders. male, female, and all the other ones!!
“redpilled”: there are 2 genders. male and female
redpilled: there is only one gender.
there is only one gender. The human gender.
I thought we’d narrowed the gender cardinality down to {0, 2, ∞}, but no.
I’ve thought about this some and here’s my current model:
I’m male and didn’t watch either of these.
The model is never wrong!
The difference between the polytheism of fantasy fiction and historical Greece-roman polytheism is that fantasy polytheism tends to be far more consistent, like there are actually rules on how things work instead of the constant shifting and inconsistency which Greek myth tends to have.
(I might be wrong, since I not an expert or anything.)
could it be that the gods can actually exist in fantasy fiction
Poetic.
****except rampant militarism that threatens world war 3
shush, u. only thru war in syria can we obtain true female empowerment
abstractagamid asked:
Also a good option, but this may require a specialized atmospheric chamber. Once that’s taken care of, mega-crickets can be rebranded as a luxury food for rich people - the Lobster of the Land.
- Andrea Lemon, Jezebel.com, 2054
not like other girls who say they’re not like other girls.
contrarian/metacontrarian position: I am exactly like other girls. I am near the median of the normal distribution of girls
“I’m not the boy your mother warned you about; in fact I’m not sure why I even brought that up.”
I’m the girl your mother warned you would claim to be the girl your mother warned you about.
what if the girl your mother warned you about… was yourself
Argumate was the Most Dangerous Girl all along?
I’m really not sure how I feel about this.
mods are asleep, post discourse
The existence of tall buildings is racist against short people. Also, with a unique culture and phenotypical presentation, short people are a race.
The Mongols should be charged - with interest - for the costly effects of the raids of their ancestors, just as some people consider doing for other countries and ethnic groups.
Eucalyptus is an invasive species within the range of the United States. The President should task the military with eradicating it from the country.
Instead of making protein bars out of crickets, we should breed cricket-sized chickens.
The Institute for Ethical Supervillainy is not a valid cause for Effective Altruism.
Trolley Problem Waifus for Those with No Laifus: Real Facebook page, produced by a neural network, or something I made up just now? Our fifteen-member expert panel debates.
The existence of tall people is racist against short people.
The Mongols countersue for retroactive carbon credits for the forest boom that occurred after they depopulated a swath of central Asia.
People are an invasive species within the United States.
We should take regular protein bars and give them feathers and sentience.
Since supervillains are proactive and superheroes reactive, supervillainy is ultimately humanity’s only chance of surviving the long-term threats it faces.
In the future all panels of talking head pundits will be structured like anime harem comedies.
Since supervillains are proactive and superheroes reactive, supervillainy is ultimately humanity’s only chance of surviving the long-term threats it faces.
Fuck, he’s on to me.
