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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
argumate
argumate

mods are asleep, post discourse

mitigatedchaos

The existence of tall buildings is racist against short people.  Also, with a unique culture and phenotypical presentation, short people are a race.

The Mongols should be charged - with interest - for the costly effects of the raids of their ancestors, just as some people consider doing for other countries and ethnic groups.

Eucalyptus is an invasive species within the range of the United States.  The President should task the military with eradicating it from the country.

Instead of making protein bars out of crickets, we should breed cricket-sized chickens.

The Institute for Ethical Supervillainy is not a valid cause for Effective Altruism.

Trolley Problem Waifus for Those with No Laifus: Real Facebook page, produced by a neural network, or something I made up just now?  Our fifteen-member expert panel debates.

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Anonymous asked:

we will pave your mom woth trees

> sending me this instead of shitposting about how you’re going to attack me with a Federation mobile suit for supporting the extremely problematic Zeon colony drop like ten posts ago

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At this rate, you’ll never be able to stop me from seizing control of Earth and paving over everything you have ever known with trees self-replicating solar-powered CO2 scrubbers, Anon-kun, much less your beloved Western Australia.

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argumate
argumate

Younger brothers more likely to be gay right?

Birthrates have dropped; in the past it was not unusual to have 8+ kids.

Exactly how many people were gay in the past? Most of them?

the-selfie-ofdoriangray

I was given to understand that higher population density is correlated with a higher proportion of gay individuals, so presumably these two factors cancel out somewhat

argumate

we’ll figure this out one day.

mitigatedchaos

No one expected the arrival of what 4chan dubbed the “Fag Maximizer” AI.

(Or, as the beleagured sociology students that accidentally unleashed it onto the world called it, Kinsey Indexer.)

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argumate

Anonymous asked:

contra yourself+anons, you make/reblog a bunch of good posts, indeed it would be difficult to imagine you not doing so given the volume of content you spew forth

argumate answered:

“your original posts are not good, and your good posts are not original”

reblogging the shoulders of giants, etc.

mitigatedchaos

According to my theory of evolutionary psychology, which I created just now, this shows that Argumate is a Forager-Male.

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slartibartfastibast
slartibartfastibast

I still want people to be free to make bad decisions after being properly informed of the consequences. I still want to balance said freedom against efforts to minimize suffering. I still want different groups of people to get along (without raping each other). Nothing has changed, value-wise. Y'all just signalled yourselves off a fucking cliff one day, and now I’m expected to be as willfully and openly retarded as Rational Wiki just to keep up.

mitigatedchaos

And now you’re hanging out with people that would threaten the Earth with mobile suits, waiting to be reclassified as a reactionary for thinking genes have an impact on development.

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