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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rendakuenthusiast
chickadeedeedeedeedee

only tangentially related but I really wish there was a code equivalent of like… deviantART.

people sometimes talk shit about the way programmers can’t give advice without insulting people who ask questions and it’s kinda true? But with only a few exceptions most of them still kinda have their heart in the right place just wanting to help people write better code.

but like… the #1 thing that makes people better at stuff isn’t critique, it’s practice. being guided helps but it’s mostly about raw output at first, and then seeking guidance when you get stuck or hit a plateau and are looking for a way up.

what I want from the world of programming even more than a kinder place to get beginner’s advice (because those are thankfully popping up already) is a place where people can just… output absolute MOUNTAINS of shit garbage and socialize without even necessarily worrying about feedback at all.

[this post partially made because i hope i’m wrong and code dA does exist and i want someone to point me there so i may join IMMEDIATELY]

argumate

deviant code, except that sounds too much like debian code

rendakuenthusiast

It’s called github and everyone is already using it. In fact I’m gonna start referring to github as code deviant art from now on.

mitigatedchaos

Okay, but it isn’t really devianArt if it doesn’t have the equivalent of furry inflation porn.

Source: chickadeedeedeedeedee shtpost nsfw?
argumate
argumate

can’t have viciously genocidal warfare between the tribes if you’ve already eradicated all the other tribes, tapping head meme etc.

mitigatedchaos

Dude, 

Do you realize what the optimal strategy strategy is under the Collective Intergenerational Justice certain political factions love so much?

Total extermination.  There is no giving all the land back if there is no one left to give it back to.

argumate

There is another optimal strategy: total interbreeding. There are no reparations if everyone is the descendant of natives, slaves, immigrants, oppressors,

mitigatedchaos

Distribute the social justice by blood purity!

…wait

shtpost
slartibartfastibast
mitigatedchaos

@slartibartfastibast quoting others

“That’s when a friend of mine stumbled over a footnote in an esoteric army report about simulator sickness in virtual environments. Sure enough, military researchers had noticed that women seemed to get sick at higher rates in simulators than men. While they seemed to be able to eventually adjust to the simulator, they would then get sick again when switching back into reality.”

In the future, all women are autistics on testosterone, and the global GDP per capita exceeds $120,000.  Conventional gender as we know it has dissolved and been replaced by a neurotype inventory dynamically read from the global hypergrid.

slartibartfastibast

That first bit would affect childbearing.

Does that stat hide a planet full of impoverished depth grovelers mining for nuggets of neoplasm, offset by a small cabal of multi-trillionaires?

Edit: shit, you ninja-edited in another sentence. I do that a lot. Is this hypergrid capable of sustainably manifesting unenumerably vast continuums of juvenile rage and fear?

mitigatedchaos

An astute observation!

Childbearing has been replaced with artificial wombs in order to fine-tune the characteristics of neural development and orientation the future-market (not the same as the “future market”) demands.  And yes, the cost of these systems and state-sponsored child raising is reflected in the GDP, and it is quite extensive, though hardly limited to multi-trillionaires.

Those territories with no state-sponsored child raising glitter spectacularly, but of course they are always on the brink of collapse.  You know how it is.

As for the hypergrid, it depends on just how deeply you want to entertain the emotions of others in your hardware.  I recommend not diving /r90k/.  Oneness with the Universe is a little more difficult there.

Source: mitigatedchaos shtpost mitigated future

@slartibartfastibast quoting others

“That’s when a friend of mine stumbled over a footnote in an esoteric army report about simulator sickness in virtual environments. Sure enough, military researchers had noticed that women seemed to get sick at higher rates in simulators than men. While they seemed to be able to eventually adjust to the simulator, they would then get sick again when switching back into reality.”

In the future, all women are autistics on testosterone, and the global GDP per capita exceeds $120,000.  Conventional gender as we know it has dissolved and been replaced by a neurotype inventory dynamically read from the global hypergrid.  The largest political bloc is controlled by a rocky alliance between the National Globalists, the Post-Salvation Abrahamic Spiritualists, and the Small Animals subreddit.

shtpost this is a joke augmented reality break mitigated future
mutant-aesthetic
memeseverdie

When people are actually being rounded up and sent to concentration camps in this year of 2017 to be beaten and killed for who they are but that doesn’t matter because a fast food chain founded by people with different views than yourself has opened near your college campus 

libertarian--princess

Honestly it would do fags some good to be sent to a filthy disgusting concentration camp for a while; we remove a problem from society AND they get to experience the real oppression they obviously crave so much.

thivus

are you ok

gun-toting-greyshades

tbh I agree with the princess. 

thivus

youd be the first to the camps tho

gun-toting-greyshades

Wanna know the fun part? No one knows how I swing. I don’t keep it a secret but I dress and act like any normal person, not a walking std vial. So no I wouldn’t thivus. You on the other hand… hohoho

mutant-aesthetic

wow rude

mitigatedchaos

ugggggggh

you can’t have military units composed entirely of fashionably-dressed ultranationalist gay men marching in beautiful parade formation as their banners fly proudly overhead if you don’t have any homosexuals

ffs, no appeciation of aesthetics by gunny here, barely even D-level supervillain tier. disgusting.

Source: memeseverdie shtpost this is a joke dont touch the gays
slartibartfastibast
slartibartfastibast:
“ mitigatedchaos:
“ slartibartfastibast:
“ another-normal-anomaly:
“ jumpingjacktrash:
“ historicaltimes:
“ Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a...
historicaltimes

Night spear fishing in Hawaii, 1948. Fishermen made torches out of kukui nuts wrapped in leaves on top of a lamaku, a large torch made out of the midrib of a coconut leaf.

via reddit

jumpingjacktrash

you can’t fool me that’s a lanternfish

another-normal-anomaly

This is transhumanist.

slartibartfastibast

No. Toolmaking is just humanist. Transhumanism is a fantasy genre that looks like hard scifi to people autistic enough to think the no-cloning theorem couldn’t possibly apply to consciousness.

mitigatedchaos

I mean, Transhumanism isn’t just upload civilizations.  It’s also robot arms.

And we already have robot arms, so it’s likely just a matter of time before they exceed regular arms.

Singulitarianism, on the other hand…

slartibartfastibast

Robot arms are still specialized. Only human arms are generalized. We must embark on a quest for AGA. Artificial general arms.

MIRI will of course join the effort. I wonder what the combined acronym should be.

Also, rocks are artificial specialized arms. They do more damage when you hit people with them.

mitigatedchaos

Look man, all I’m saying is that we can totally add cybernetic tails to Rationalist catgirls, and it’ll only take, like, one aug slot, tops.  Only 0.1% chance of a feedback loop overloading the central nervous system and causing a blackout.

So I’m gonna need you to back my Neko no Shippo kickstarter in 2033.

Source: historicaltimes shtpost augmented reality break