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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
isaacsapphire
kropotkhristian

So the right-wing has shifted pretty visibly into clearly being the no-fun police right now (like literally, they are mad at pretty much everything fun right now, including Star Wars, Star Trek, and the NFL), and I think this gives the left an opportunity to show that while we are critical of media for its more problematic or pernicious aspects, we aren’t critical of the people that enjoy the media just for enjoying it. Like we have to admit that general fun is the most widespread form of resistance to capitalism, and we should embrace that shit. I think that some of the 2014-2016 rise in right-wing bullshittery was due to the left coming across as the “no-fun” people, and that was wholly undeserved, and I think the shoe has firmly landed on the other foot at this point. Which gives us an opportunity to show that that idea was always bullshit. We embrace fun as fucking praxis.

bataillemeup

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary

isaacsapphire

Eh, I don’t think that you can sell me on bad tofu and shitty music as fun, essentially with no fast cars, makeup, cool clothes, fun media, or personal hygiene. I mean, I guess the weed is “fun” if that’s your thing, but the fucking Libertarians have weed too, and weed’s not my thing anyway.

mitigatedchaos

If you check the op’s blog with the Internet Archive’s Chronoglow browser, it’s deactivated by August 3rd, 2021 after they got harassed off the site for liking an indie game where one of the developers was friends with a man whose wife was the cousin of someone who was once in the same room as JonTron.

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kissingerandpals
kissingerandpals

Imagine Freud reading your political discourse

What would he say about you

mitigatedchaos

Sigmund Freud is given a printout of my blog.  This is the first thing he sees:

Like, I’m sorry bro, but my internal simulation of Freud just throws an exception error.

samueldays

I imagine he might say something like “This blog is a reflection of miti’s parents getting divorced and the resulting disruption imprinting on an impressionable child”. Clearly, when you noticed their breakup process, you started coming up with increasingly wild schemes to keep them together, or bring them together again after they divorced. Ever since, you have been afflicted with a permanent mania for grandiose plans to reorganize society that stems from this displaced desire to reorganize things so that only your parents could get back together again, which you subconsciously imagine they would do if you flicked all the right switches.

mitigatedchaos

昔々 (a long time ago),

In a country not entirely unlike Japan, there was an old city called 古い市. And in this city there was the dojo of the Shinkansen School of Martial Arts. So powerful was the Shinkansen School that that it dominated the entire region, and no other schools were practiced.

Among the masters of the Shinkansen school was a great blind monk. So familiar was he with the Shinkansen School that he could anticipate the moves of any student through a combination of sound and kbowledge of Shinkansen Martial Arts alone.

One day, a challenger from some place that is definitely not the Ryukyu Islands appeared and challenged the blind master.

The challenger took but one step. The blind master, used as he was to the patterns of the Shinkansen school, tripped without the expected counterweight of his opponent, fell off the platform, hit his head on a rock, and immediately died.

The blind master is the simulated Freud of the above post, as my parents never divorced, nor were they ever close to divorce.

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Anonymous asked:

"You can't outrun hot lead" isn't even true (metaphorically speaking, still waiting for the cybernetics to hit transsonic sprint times ofc) at our current medical ability. Survival rate for GSW patients is something like 66%, rising to 90% if you're conscious on arrival at hospital. It's not the best odds, but it's a lot better than the mythology around guns makes it out to be.

He’ll really need that blood transfusion then, eh?

Too bad that blood might’ve gone to someone else who wasn’t him, resulting in a net loss of resources.  But how could an Anarchist shooting people be responsible for such a thing?

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen at least one line of posts before in which someone argued that political operatives assassinating people aren’t in any way morally liable for any resulting civil war.

There are arguments for going after billionaires, but the one provided wasn’t a very good one.

“They could warp the political system to their own ends using ‘campaign contributions’” is a far better one.

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quoms

For it is said that Bernie never truly died, but only lies sleeping in a cave somewhere in Vermont, with Ben on his left and Jerry on his right, and resting alongside him a great army of campaign microdonors; and that in America’s hour of greatest need he will awake and come thundering down from the Green Mountains to lead a successful presidential campaign. I do not know of its truth myself, but so it is spoken.

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fired: Look at all these crosses, this anime must be rich with spiritual meaning!

tired: The Christian symbolism is meaningless. The director said he put them there because he thought they looked cool.

wired: The Christian symbolism has meaning because we each give religious symbols a different emotional loading, which we read into the work.

inspired: The Christian symbolism has meaning because God inspired various Japanese anime directors to put it there.

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