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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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fluffshy

Considering that most of the time that my posts gets more than a few notes, it is because @argumate reblogged them, I wonder if my niche in the Tumblr ecosystem is “argumate feeder blog“.

argumate

wisdom is knowing that all of Tumblr is argumate feeder blogs

invertedporcupine

Is your centrality due to joining Tumblr especially early, or to monopolizing the US nighttime posting, or some other reason?

argumate

merely because of the anthropic principle, by which I assume that any blog I don’t personally follow can’t actually exist.

mitigatedchaos

It’s true - if you check the followers on any given Tumblr blog, you’ll find that Argumate is the first.  This is because the blog did not exist until Argumate visited it.

Proof:

This image was taken from a blog titled @strawberryrationalistgirl just moments ago, which is also the first time it has appeared on the Internet.  It hasn’t even been indexed by Google yet.

Source: fluffshy shtpost unreality cw
mitigatedchaos
mitigatedchaos

you’re too orthogonal to me to be my political opposition

I follow you for weird ms paint comics and the futurist pseudo-history. moar of both pls

Also if I’m being honest, I’m pretty sure the latter ask is what the AnCaps are following for.

mitigatedchaos

I for one like the ms-paint comics.

The year is 2042.  Following the election of Elon Musk to the office of Hyperpresident, the Mitigated Chaos blog drops text-primary political content entirely and becomes a slice-of-life webcomic about the relationship of two married lesbian cops and their robotic AI dog, Sgt. Sparkums.

Tumblr wanderers sometimes stumble into the distant archives from a time before they were alive, posting callout posts against the ultra-reactionary politics of the year 2018.

the year is shtpost augmented reality break
argumate
argumate

“Movies will be free after the revolution!”

Movies take the work of hundreds, sometimes thousands, of people. How will we decide where to allocate our resources for the best results?

shlevy

Centralized committee!

argumate

Yes! The State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film and Television smiles upon you!

mitigatedchaos

shtpost visual shtpost the mitigated exhibition what even is this blog the invisible fist the iron hand the red hammer
the-grey-tribe
argumate

whenever I see a shop or product branded as Noun Heaven I wonder if that implies the existence of Noun Hell.

argumate

dagny-hashtaggart said: There is a hell for nouns, and I can take you there

my vocabulary is ready

squareallworthy

Pizza Haven, Pizza Refuge, Pizza Internment Camp

argumate

Pizza Special Economic Zone, Pizza Autonomous Region, Pizza Killing Fields

the-grey-tribe

Pizza Dimension, Pizza District, Pizza Prefecture, Empire of Pizza, Pizza County, Pizza Inc., Pizza State of Mind

darcevonflue

Pizza Co-Prosperity Sphere

the-grey-tribe

Did you mean Large Pizza Co-Prosperity Sphere?

mitigatedchaos

Hold it right there.

I’ve already trademarked Greater North American Pizza Co-Prosperity Sphere for my new line of pizza dealerships stores franchises.

I don’t want you interfering before I can even have my first experimental prototype hexagonal tiling pizza printed, much less before I can complete the baking instructions for the Cheesy Icosahedron Crust pizza.  

Source: argumate shtpost
silver-and-ivory
argumate

the boy scouts should accept girls because boy things are cool and it would be discrimination to keep them out, whereas the girl scouts don’t need to worry about accepting boys because lol

silver-and-ivory

this is misandry (not letting boys do stuff) + misogyny (not valuing stuff girls do)

this combination is often called transmisogyny but in this case I don’t think that makes sense

mitigatedchaos

Columnists Question New “Gender Neutral” Scouting Organization

“To bring any ideology into this world, it must have followers who are willing to die,” declares enigmatic leader of NAU Youth Corps

While orienteering, first aid, cooking, and survival “useful skills,” many commentators question the group’s mysterious leader, whose true identity is a mystery

Choice of uniforms, paramiltary-style training exercises also points of concern

Source: argumate shtpost supervillain dont actually do this
johnsu.deviantart.com

How To Talk To Women

"But daaad, you didn't talk to her.""It's good enough." Made in Flash

Should a man living alone with a robot be able to adopt a child?

Submit your answer as a reblog of this post.  For full credit, write at least 800 words in double-spaced format, then discard the double-spacing by posting it to Tumblr.  Remember, plagiarism is against Tumblr University’s Academic Integrity Policy.

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