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[mitigatedchaos]

How people of [OTHER IDEOLOGY] recruit.

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Anonymous asked:

Alternative Fact: Japan isn't a real country. It didn't exist before 1853. The illusion of Japan is created by successively more dedicated layers of weebs. Images of Tokyo are filmed on a series of large-scale movie sets with CGI composites. Japanese people abroad are nothing more than paid actors, hired by the anime industry to protect its profit margins. There's no way it could be a real country - it's almost as ridiculous as Australia! Lol, like the platypus is even a thing. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

argumate answered:

That’s why most Japanese stuff is anime instead of live action: too expensive to fake the backgrounds and keep finding Chinese actors who can pretend they speak “Japanese”.

[mitigatedchaos]

I can’t believe you would publish such a slanderous ask against the country that was once the 大日本帝国, you treacherous kangaroo farmer, the light of their mighty rising sun nearly covered all of Asi–

* gasping *

* coughing * 

* wheezing *

Phew, don’t know what came over me, there.  One moment I was just reading Tumblr and then I just… blacked out.  It was almost like that time a foreign hypernationalist ideo-virus got past my memetic barriers and infected my cyberbrain.  But fortunately I got that removed.  No traces left.

A-argumate, why are you looking at me like that? 

Argumate-kun?  Is something wrong?

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[mitigatedchaos]

You, an anti-Modernist: YOUR WORLD IS DEAD, BLIGHTER

Me, looking on sternly as I inject raw Transhumanism into my veins: I haven’t given up just yet, primmy.

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[argumate]

broke: North Korea ain’t great

woke: criticism of DPRK is racist

[flakmaniak]

toke: what if North Korea is just, like, a story, man

[argumate]

joke: it was invented to add depth to the background story of a kpop idol then got out of hand

[shieldfoss]

bespoke: Criticism of DPRK is racist if it’s done by a white person. Otherwise? Imperialist!

[argumate]

bloke: North Korean chicks are cute

[mitigatedchaos]

coke: North Koreans are denied the Refreshing™ taste of American beverages such as Coca-Cola™ and culturally innovative food products such as McDonalds™ hamburgers

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[argumate]

America has Donald Trump, Britain has Nigel Farage, and Australia has the one and only Pauline Hanson, a fiery redhead who rose to prominence in politics twenty years ago (back when a very different Hanson sung MMMbop).

She gave fiery diatribes about deporting all the Asians and dodged accusations of xenophobia by honestly not knowing the meaning of the word, all until she was voted out and briefly jailed for fraud.

Now she’s back! And she… hasn’t changed a bit actually, except the Chinese community can breathe easily knowing the Muslims are going to be taking the bulk of her attention for the time being.

Of all the media franchises we had to reboot in 2k16, why this one.

[argumate]

and now she’s after autistic kids because hey why not.

[mitigatedchaos]

I, for one, would welcome Australia being ruled by an Asian lesbian cyborg.

Though admittedly that isn’t a very controversial opinion on Tumblr.

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[mitigatedchaos]

@the-grey-tribe

Please remind me to not give @mitigatedchaos any formal power if I ever become King of The World or something. Maybe I can bestow a purely ceremonial title like First Lady of The Republic of Cascadia or Vice Antipope. Grand Ideas should be kept in their ivory towers where they belong.

[mitigatedchaos]

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@the-grey-tribe

Please remind me to not give @mitigatedchaos any formal power if I ever become King of The World or something. Maybe I can bestow a purely ceremonial title like First Lady of The Republic of Cascadia or Vice Antipope. Grand Ideas should be kept in their ivory towers where they belong.

@argumate

I dreamt I was a superhero could fly etc. but I kept getting captured and killed by gangsters so I got irritated and started pushing a drug decriminalisation slash harm reduction program to destroy their business and I got so bored I woke up so I guess they won this round

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[bunjywunjy]

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

[mitigatedchaos]

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[der-prinz-aus-stahl]

I leave the jeans I’m going to wear on my bed a few hours in advance of getting ready so that my cat will sleep on them and make them warm for me when I go out to brave the harsh Australian winter.

[argumate]

call them daks instead of jeans and make it a kangaroo instead of a cat and this would be a quality Strayan post to go viral on tumblr dot com

[der-prinz-aus-stahl]

You’re so painfully unfunny that I’m certain you’re actually an American.

[argumate]

no wound ever cut so deep.

[mitigatedchaos]

Somewhere on Earth, an Australian woman cries, because she is too stereotypical for people to believe she’s real.

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[collapsedsquid]

I’m getting annoyed at that shoplifting fandom because it’s distracting people from who we really should be stealing from, our employers.

[isaacsapphire]

Well, that IS where the big bucks are in stealing shit from retail.

But shoplifting fandom isn't​ about effective crime, it’s about performative class/femininity. Effective criming would be work and uncool.

[mitigatedchaos]

Effective Crime Movement ‘Not Needed’ as Balance to Effective Altruism, Altruists Say

Charity movement startled by bizarre counter-charity project sponsored by 4chan, New Age artists
- The Onion, Dec 2, 2032