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gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat asked:

I hope they give us the choice to join the "bad guys" in far cry 5

mutant-aesthetic answered:

I don’t wanna be a scientologist though

[mitigatedchaos]

Look deep inside you, Mutie. Lord Xenu already resides in your heart.

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“Dude, how many layers of Weird Near-Future Sci-Fi Politics are you on right now?”

“I dunno, let me go consult the chart.”

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[sloverlord]

“낮술” is Korean for “day drinking”. How can you not love a language which can express that concept with just two letters?

[nuclearspaceheater]

That’s at least 5 letters. Hangul just groups them into their syllables.

[mitigatedchaos]

So what you’re saying is Asian languages need a better compression ratio…

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Anonymous asked:

you do realize PEOPLE are DYING while you're blogging about hoobastank?

argumate answered:

god I hope my post didn’t kill them

[mitigatedchaos]

“Average Argumate post kills 1.3 people” just statistical error. The average Argumate post kills only 0.0015 people. “no guys, it’s totally safe to come to Australia”, which kills over 3,000 Tumblr users each year in drop bear attacks alone, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Millennial, noun

The state of existing at five different levels of irony simultaneously.

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Anonymous asked:

what is your twitter?

mutant-aesthetic answered:

don’t have one, actually

[mitigatedchaos]

Not since the Accident, anyway. Honestly if I hadn’t seen the pictures with my own eyes, I would never have believed that someone could end up hospitalized just from injuries sustained while tweeting.

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Obliterating Identity: How Color-Shifting and Face Morphing are the Newest Force of White Racism in America

- Mic.com/Slate/BuzzHuff, 2025

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Your fave is problematic: Mitigated Chaos

• Arrested on July 4, 2109 and May 2, 2112 at WW3 Reenactment protest rallies for Anti-Diverse Behavior
• Known ties to American National Separationist Front, Free New England, Chinese-backed New Hampshire Peoples’ Liberation Army, pro-Kansas terrorists
• K-band neurotype known for oppressive tendencies, support for imperialism, lacks tolerance stabilizer
• Refuses to acknowledge own Cyborg Privilege
• Supports reformation of the oppressive and bigoted North American Union, termination of the Human Dignity Act, reinstatement of the National Technocratic Pan-Asian Development Cooperative
• Diagnosed untreated Neurocognitive Threat Disorder
• Type-19 paramilitary cyborg body commercial spin-off of Boston Dynamics M455 combat body developed for the US Marines, purchase supported pre-unification NAU military-industrial complex
• Skintone appropriates greyskin culture, but has no greyskin ancestry
• Contrary to claims, has no genetic relation to snakes

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gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat asked:

Eh, wouldn't the borg comparison be the opposite ? While all borg change others to be like them, McDonald's and similar corporations change themselves to best suit the area and predominant culture of residence. Maybe Similar to the evolution by environment of doomsday from superman.

mutant-aesthetic answered:

I dunno I’m only 5 episodes into voyager lol

[mitigatedchaos]

TL;DR Ronald McDonald is also a supervillain, just like me.

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“Huh, actually, that’s not actually a bad policy idea.  Where did you first hear it?”

“Oh, some Singaporean time travel blog on Tumblr.”

“Singaporean time travel blog?”

“Well it mentions Lee Kwan Yew a bit and the author seems interested in authoritarianism in Asia, so either that or the United States given that it keeps talking about a North American Union.”

“…what?”

“If I might remind you, sir, you ordered that we answer all your questions as honestly as possible.”