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elementarynationalism
San Francisco: “Hey, housing is way too expensive. Do you think we should change our laws? Maybe keep some of the safety rules but loosen up some other regulations? Maybe we could copy the rules from some place with high safety standards but also...
mitigatedchaos

San Francisco: “Hey, housing is way too expensive.  Do you think we should change our laws?  Maybe keep some of the safety rules but loosen up some other regulations?  Maybe we could copy the rules from some place with high safety standards but also cheap housing?”

Also San Francisco: “Pffft lol no, what kind of nerd would do that?”

London: “Hold my pint and watch this.”

Source: paxamericana shtpost policy
argumate

Anonymous asked:

The inability for the different political parties to work together to accomplish their goals is just like when I was working on this project for school and... Oh my god, I just remembered that time Emily refused to do her part of the group project, even though we had initially all agreed on what each of us had to do, and we had two weeks to get it done, but nooo, she just never got around to doing her part. She even had the easiest part, and I had to do it for her. Uhm, what was I saying before?

argumate answered:

this is like a political cartoon except all the passive aggressive labels are set in a girl’s high school like a tedious anime

school aka THE LEGISLATURE

project aka PROGRESSIVE HEALTH REFORM

emily aka GRANDSTANDING REPUBLICANS

etc.

mitigatedchaos

I’ve lived the Congressional Anime AU, Argumate.

You don’t want to go there.  You really don’t.

If I never hear “but Ryan-sempai, we can’t!” again, it will be too soon.

shtpost politics chronofelony
argumate
argumate

@mitigatedchaos:

Glad we got that sorted out.  Now onto the next item on our discourse agenda: Ugg boots - sexist, or female empowerment?

brutally appropriated from Australian bogan culture, next question

neofightmeredglare

Funny that you say that because they literally were- the original Uggs were Aussie but the patent was filed by an American who saw it and copied it. Guess who’s making all the $$$.
Hint it’s not the Aussie family business out somewhere in WA.

argumate

wait did you think I was joking

Me: I have never made a single joke in my life

Mutuals: I know yet we laugh anyway

mitigatedchaos

“We don’t shitpost to lie.  We shitpost because when the world itself is a joke, so is the truth.”

- Argumate, probably

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argumate
the-purity-of-nude-socialism

“Jeremy Corbyn tried to pass through a law that would required private landlords to make their homes safe and “fit for human habitation” last year – but it was rejected by the Conservatives.

Labour proposed an amendment to the Government’s new Housing and Planning Bill – a raft of new laws aimed at reforming housing law – in January last year, but it was rejected by 312 votes to 219.

According to Parliament’s register of interests, 72 of the MPs who voted against the amendment were themselves landlords who derive an income from a property.”

happinessisnotalwaysfun

Whatever you think about the man as an individual or politician, he sure is on the right side of history a lot.

voxette-vk

More regulations driving up the cost of housing <—-> Right side of history

argumate

the regulation about not cladding the outside of high rise buildings in flammable material tho

having sufficient fire escapes

for that matter fire alarms

very poor choice of example of regulatory harm

mitigatedchaos

I’m sure our dear Voxette wouldn’t mind losing the regulations in favor of requiring all landlords to carry insurance against the death or debilitating injury to occupants with a cap at $1 million per occupant, reflecting the cost to the rest of society of people dying in unsafe housing. After all, it would be terribly immoral to give the landlords a subsidy, right?

They will of course also be required to carry sufficient insurance for neighboring buildings. It wouldn’t be very fair if they got away with a huge fire burning down someone else’s property just because they were bankrupt.

argumate

Right, and the insurance company needs to prove that it can actually cover these policies, which requires them to inspect the properties and regulate their safety, such as not covering the exterior with fuckin’ inflammable cladding.

You’re going to get regulation one way or another.

mitigatedchaos

Glad we got that sorted out.  Now onto the next item on our discourse agenda: Ugg boots - sexist, or female empowerment?

Source: the-purity-of-nude-socialism shtpost
argumate
blackblocberniebros

How much you wanna bet that silly proboscis monkey/tapir/boar you kids all love is some multimillion dollar viral marketing scheme.

argumate

surely not @owlwisdoms100!

mitigatedchaos

Owls actually sinister Capitalist plot by Korean consumer electronics giant and heavy industrial conglomerate Samsung, created in very farsighted move to sell more Galaxy S9s.

Source: blackblocberniebros shtpost augmented reality break
argumate
decameter

@digging-holes-in-the-river reminded me of a form of sexism, or at least huge wrongness, that I sometimes suffer from, although I think I’m improving.

Logical belief: as reported by reliable statisticians, women are 52% of the population

Alief: women are a small minority, like 5% or something. They don’t really take part in society.

I think I get this from working in a very male dominated profession, and, to the extent I ever socialise, socialising with people from that profession.

I don’t often seem women complaining about this kind of view, presumably on the view it’s too ludicrous to occur to them, although I think complaints like “why are you treating all women as a uniform special case” are a sort of second-order effect.

argumate

I mean you’d feel like that in some industries, business, politics.

On the other hand: primary school teachers, nurses, dental hygienists (apparently 98% female, in Australia at least).

It’s interesting when you see a particular field pass 50% female intake because you know there’s going to be a shake up coming when all the old guys hit retirement age and society recodes whatever it is as a ‘girl thing’.

Victoria Police has got their female representation up from 8% to 26% and I’m really curious to see how people react if it ever gets to 50% or above, that’ll be totes fun.

mitigatedchaos

Some Normie: as reported by reliable statisticians, women are 52% of the population

A Nerd: women are a small minority, like 5% or something. they don’t really take part in society.

Enlightened Discourse Master: there are no women, only men and traps

Source: decameter gender politics shtpost
mutant-aesthetic
mutant-aesthetic

How the fuck does someone like me (who sometimes considers himself an alien in a human suit) have a better grasp on basic human interaction than like a good 60% of this hellsite

mitigatedchaos

Blue Hellsite™ is a social experiment in selection bias and Homestuck fanart sponsored by the University of Nantong.  I’m surprised you hadn’t realized that yet.

shtpost there is probably no university of nantong