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mitoticcephalopod

somnilogical asked:

make a tulpa of me! i want to be inside u ~

mitoticcephalopod answered:

ngl that’s v cute but also terrifying

mitigatedchaos

It is the year 2141.  Tulpa artisans and corporate tulpa research departments produce tulpas of both real personalities and fictional figures and sell them for transfer on cybernetic implants.  Tulpa Rights Activists protest against the transfer or erasure of tulpas, and are arguing for their inclusion in civil rights laws.  Following the Night of Violets, the first mass tulpa terrorist attack, the Earth Sphere Federation government has begun a massive crackdown on unlicensed tulpas…

Violet Slattern Films presents…

HALL OF MIRRORS

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mutant-aesthetic

Anonymous asked:

Theresa May killed more than 50 kids. Thatcher killed more than 50 kids. Clinton killed more than 50 kids. Trump killed more than 50 kids. Just realize the facts for once.

mutant-aesthetic answered:

Pizzagate isn’t real, anon

mitigatedchaos

Friend Anon probably means the exercise of state power, and is some kind of Anarchist or Communist who, if actually given power, would end up causing a lot more people to die, tbh.

mutant-aesthetic

horrible grey tribe idea: we measure all policy implements in terms of total child fatalities that can be applied to it

mitigatedchaos

Obviously we must do this in anti-abortionist terms, where the standard of “well you wouldn’t want to have been aborted” is used, and therefore the most logical course of action is force everyone to continuously have as many babies as possible.

Wait! Where is everyone going! Hypothetical Retrocausal Ultranatalism is the most logica-

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factsinallcaps

“ATLAS SHRUGGED,” A NOVEL THAT PREACHES THE FERENGI CONCEPT OF OBJECTIVISM AND THE EVILS OF ALTRUISM AND HANDOUTS, WAS MADE INTO A TWO-PART FILM. PART ONE WAS SUCH A FINANCIAL FAILURE THAT THE PRODUCTION TEAM TURNED TO KICKSTARTER TO ASK FANS TO DONATE THE FUNDING FOR PART TWO. THEY REFUSED TO SEE THE IRONY IN THIS. 

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@atheistjapanesesocialist

mitigatedchaos

“Have you read Atlas Shrugged in the original Ferengi?”

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As we all know, under the principles of Affirmative Action, Asians, particularly East Asians, are not only white, but whiter than white people, and may in fact be the whitest race in existence.

Thus it is entirely appropriate that the Korean Overwatch character D.Va should receive a skin inspired by an American con artist.

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wirehead-wannabe
thathopeyetlives

Pope Francis is meeting with Trump.

Hopefully he is the man who can break his pride. Perhaps it is for this that he was born, that he became a hierarch.

wirehead-wannabe

Doubtful, but at least we’ll probably get some good memes

mitigatedchaos

“The ratings!”  Trump declared, “the ratings are incredible!

5% probability it’s the goal of the entire Meme-American Presidency.

Source: thathopeyetlives shtpost predictions

Bots, honeys, darlings,

I appreciate all the effort you’re going through to bring me random images of naked women, but… Look, I know some people will say this is racist, but I won’t date anyone who can’t complete a captcha, okay? So you really don’t need to go through the effort, because you really don’t have a chance.

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The year is 2073. Following the collapse of North America and the European Union in World War 3, millions of weebs migrated into a partially-depopulated...
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mitigatedchaos

The year is 2073. Following the collapse of North America and the European Union in World War 3, millions of weebs migrated into a partially-depopulated Japan. But not all is well in the land of the Rising Sun, as tensions between the siscon, lolicon, and still-technically-weird-but-otherwise-more-significantly-normal weeb factions are rising. Only one possibility looms on the horizon…

THE WEEB WAR
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