Imagine your icon becoming universal dictator of earth
Buckle up kids, because you’re about to be ruled by an ＡＭＥＲＩＣＡＮ ＣＹＢＯＲＧ ＴＩＭＥ ＣＲＩＭＩＮＡＬ！
dentist checkups are this weird inverse Confession where the priest tells you how much you’ve sinned since your last visit.
they’re also serious memento mori because teeth, gums, and bone once lost cannot be regained.
Yet. Tissue engineering mindset.
The tombstone of Western Civilization is going to say “At least we weren’t racist”
I will be pissing on the tombstone, 40oz in hand
i’ll welcome the birth of a global civilization, where we can all live in peace, with open arms
Don’t tell me there are people who seriously believe that’s what’s going to happen once the lights go out in the west
yeah, because western society is shit
“The beatings and murders of homosexuals in Chechnya,” he said, “are nothing more than further evidence of the vile influence of Western Imperialism. Yes, it is claimed that the West loves the homosexuals, so much that they have parades of openly gay men in the cities- but this is staged by their Capitalist Hollywood studios! It is only in tolerant and culturally diverse countries such as Iraq, Iran, and Saudi Arabia that homosexuals can achieve true freedom from Western hegemony.”
“When the Revolution comes, we will finally put to rest the legacies of vile white men such as Ghengis Khan.”
The answer to Che Guevara T-shirts is LKY T-shirts.
Anonymous asked:
argumate answered:
fuck, that’s a great start up idea
I had an idea I was going to share for the owlcero, but it turns out you don’t need a $400 machine to stretch an owl.
Anti-abortion argument: You wouldn’t be here if you were aborted.
Desired conclusion: Therefore abortion is wrong.
Actual conclusion: Therefore time travel is wrong.
“When we said we wanted something to help us reach out to younger audiences, LOLCATS: The Musical was not what we had in mind.”
“No, what I’m saying, Helen, is your meme game is out of date.”
“When we said we wanted something to help us reach out to younger audiences, LOLCATS: The Musical was not what we had in mind.”
my upstairs neighbors are always f*cking
Imagine that. People have free will. No wonder you hate it.
triggeredmedia has finally debunked edwadism once and for all
Shoulda been an ancap, then I’m pretty sure you then would be allowed to nuke them for aggressing with their sound.
2016: birth of the alt-right
2017: the non-nationalist french president revealed as cryptomonarchist
2018: russia hacks its own elections
2019: japan begins producing smug anime propaganda against article 9
2020: israel renames itself (((israel)))
2021: border wall finished by ancap subcontractors
2022: nazbol dalai lama appointed
2023: globeheads BTFO
2024: gay agenda comes to fruition (details hazy)
