ANY
OTHER
FUCKING
BOOK
“You’ll read the journey of Comrade Potter and you will LIKE it, Comrade.”
- 2028
2020: Feeling their fate sealed, the Alt Right take on the aesthetic of white people as Elves, an ancient civilization too good for the world, fading from the Earth.
A member of /pol/ writes a story in which the Last White Man yields the Earth to the Chinese. As a trolling opportunity, this is rewritten as a Twillight-equivalent fanfiction and distributed in order to try and troll the media again. (It doesn’t work, as anything over 5,000 words isn’t particularly memeworthy.)
recent typo: internet stalkies
“just let me follow you :3 uwu”
fbi on anon: hey just warning you op of that post about using proxies is problematic please disable your firewall
yall, inevitably: oh ok thanks
“Proxy use is supported by white misogynist techbros in Silicon Valley, neckbeards, and MRAs, you see…”
Anime was a mistake
When your anime augmented reality filter creates the perception of large eyes, but does not dynamically resize your perception of contact lenses to match.
Random Contact Girl honey it’s the year 2048 you should really consider corrective surgery, it doesn’t count as augmentation, really!
More than one third of Australians’ daily energy intake comes from ‘junk food’ such as sweetened beverages, alcohol, cakes, confectionary and pastry products, the report found.
it’s like the Onion stories about Americans getting the bulk of their calories from beef jerky or whatever, except it’s actually true.
As many as 500 Australians each year die from Vegemite poisoning. Do your part. Use a lock, and keep your vegemite out of reach, out of mind.
I’ve been seeing in professors the result of the cutoff and scoring obsession and weird focuses of the NIH grant system. If I were head of NIH, I would say “We’re obsessing about the scores of these grants to level that exceeds our ability to tell good research from bad. How bout we just take an amount of grants that’s 4x the amount we can fund, and just randomly draw ¼ of those.“
Also, when I am Comrade General Secretary of the Socialist States of America, that’s how I’m allocating capital.
> not assigning members of your government allocation funding blocks that they can bet on research outcomes
Bad post OP
ancap: you can claim what you can meaningfully isolate and control with your work, for example water which you have collected, but not all the clouds in the sky
me, a supervillain: * builds massive sphere around the whole Earth *
Two people, each one demanding to be the one to get the last word in, making no progress but arguing in a never-ending cycle until judgement day.
squid honey kun is this because I’m filling your dash with arguments with that one AnCap
i promise this will be resolved prior to the robot apocalypse that occurs on June 2, 2204, okay
well, probably
here’s how marine can still win
A towering inferno rose up behind the column as the tanks rolled through Paris. Normandy had already fallen, Orleans, the Ardenne… all now under occupation as the last holdouts had fled to the city. But they were surrounded. The armed militia members waited nervously behind a makeshift blockade, clinging to their AKs.
- A History of the New France, 2034