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Anonymous asked:

[from the emoji article you linked] "and domain names that incorporate emojis are being developed" hoo boy. hoooooooo boy.

argumate answered:

*tears of laughter on the outside hiding tears of impotent rage on the inside*

[mitigatedchaos]

Worry not, Comrade.  When the revolution comes and a Technocratic Dictatorship is finally installed in the North American Union, emoji shall be removed from unicode and replaced with a secondary set of extra Chinese characters.  Those responsible for this abominable idea of emoji URLs will then be exiled to the far reaches of Alaska in punishment.

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Anonymous asked:

How are you so based?

Temporal pre-familiarity bias.  You are remembering my posts from the future, causing the release of endorphins and other neurochemicals.  The posts aren’t actually that good, it just feels like that when you read them.  They’ll seem normal again in a few months.

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Anonymous asked:

You're like Ranma-Official, except less funny.

mutant-aesthetic answered:

who

[mitigatedchaos]

A nefarious Russian, paid by the Putin regime to spread vile ~Liberalism~ (which everyone knows is really secretly reactionary Fascism) throughout the world, undermining the socialist world peoples’ revolution.

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multiheaded1793 asked:

Solution to the previous anon: GTFO those two places, you are the traffic, etc.

wirehead-wannabe answered:

The point of the two-income trap is that housing prices are rising faster than can be accounted for simply by expanding populations, iirc

[mitigatedchaos]

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[memecucker]

Tfw you wanna be a “good ally” and think you should “play it safe” by defaulting to the most hardline views on cultural appropriation and suddenly you’re a reactionary cultural nationalist

[discoursedrome]

white people shouldn’t participate in cultural appropriation discourse without permission because it doesn’t belong to them

[mitigatedchaos]

tfw when you take it so far that you loop around to grouping culture by race and not wanting people to leave their racial culture because that would be “inauthentic” and you oppressing them because your racial imperialist aura is just that strong

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[argumate]

Very good point I’m totally convinced now that homelessness is a thing just because it never occured to anyone that we should solve it, and not because it is literally the prerequisite of capitalism.

People keep saying stupid shit making incorrect assumptions about this.

We could fix homelessness with modest improvements to existing policies.

The status quo does not hinge on schizophrenics sleeping rough.

[ranma-official]

You can fix homelessness by claiming that homelessness has been solved

[mitigatedchaos]

In Libertopia, homelessness is only a sign that vagrants don’t want homes enough.

The Market Provides.

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[the-grey-tribe]

I’m surprised Scott @slatestarscratchpad‘s latest piece (Neutral vs. Conservative: The Eternal Struggle) wasn’t tagged as “Regret“

…yet. Growth Mindset!

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[argumate]

There sure are a lot of Chinese restaurants in this Chinese town in China.

[ranma-official]

what are these foreigners thinking about

[mitigatedchaos]

China actually giant authoritarian Chinese-themed theme park - very racist! Needs to be torn down immediately for minority inclusion, end to cultural appropriation.

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[argumate]

friendly reminder that webinar is a terrible word

that’s it, I don’t have anything funny to say about it, no hyperbolic analogies

just look at it: webinar. it’s terrible. awful. just bad.

[argumate]

at least once a year we have to bitch about webinar still being a word, it’s like a tradition or an old charter or something.

[big-block-of-cheese-day]

Blog can be a good thing but is a terrible word; webinar is a terrible word and has no redeeming qualities even if it had an elegant, catchy name.

Has anyone ever “attended” a really fantastic webinar?

[discoursedrome]

uh excuse me but “blog” is a fantastic word. like “quiz”, it’s redundant with earlier terms but has nonetheless increased our quality of life simply because it’s extremely fun to say

“webinar” is pretty bad though. maybe we can change it to “cybernar”, that has some appeal

[mitigatedchaos]

CYBERNAR: WARRIOR OF ORION

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[ranma-official]

Kinda want to go on tinder, kinda want to stay loyal to Hifumin

[ranma-official]

I should go on tinder and tell women of my love for Hifumin

[mitigatedchaos]

1. woman: “ew. why would I put up with someone who likes such a trash waifu”
   
2. woman: ヒフミンさん？だれですか。やさしい人ですか。
3. woman: *actually a fujoshi* “okay but what does this have to do with my Yuri on Ice fanfic?  I brought a printed copy for you to-”

You need to prepare for this by memorizing a list of why Hifumin is great, of course.

#unrealistic scenarios with miti #who does not actually know who hifumin is #and hasn’t watched Yuri on Ice either