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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
osberend

Anonymous asked:

Perfect traps like you are proof that men are even better than women at being women.

jenlog answered:

thank you, i think

voxette-vk

Man: the superior woman.

osberend

#this is what terfs actually are afraid of!

I’ll buy that. After all, it makes at least as much sense as any of the explanations they give.

mitigatedchaos

*penalty whistle*

We object to this selection bias.  Clearly we must run a randomized, double-blinded trial in order to confirm or disprove this hypothesis.

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rustingbridges
mitigatedchaos

@rustingbridges

Look, I don’t need milk delivered straight from the cow to me every morning, but if you could get it from the cow to me in less than two weeks I’d take it 

“Cow Trucks” Hottest New Craze in Fab Food
Popularity Soars in Hip San Francisco Neighborhoods
by Cauhip Sterman - June 17, 2024

The days of the antiquated Texmex food truck will soon be behind us, ushered out by the new startup Uddare.  The venture, which has backing from Google, Microsoft, and various Bay Area venture capitalists, was started by young Nigerian immigrant Oluwa Ishan with only a single cow and a rusted out Ford 150, but has quickly amassed a fleet of 17 vehicles which are dispatched via app to the most popular neighborhoods in the city…

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collapsedsquid
collapsedsquid

If that 3-d printed house business plan doesn’t work out, I’ll have to go with my next idea.  It’s like a Keurig, but for milk.

gdanskcityofficial

keurig’s already a keurig for milk, if you jam one of those creamer pots onto the hopper

collapsedsquid

I’m not sure that creamer pots meet the freshness desires of my customers.

mitigatedchaos

You’re stepping on my new startup idea, which involves using quadcopter drones to deliver milk and fresh coffee-creamer to the doors of upper-middle-class professionals every morning.  It’s called Miruku (ミルク) and it’s based on a hot new trend of air-based robotic milk delivery in Japan*.

(*Don’t tell anyone this isn’t actually a thing in Japan or I’ll sue you.)

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the-grey-tribe
bpd-anon

Today on tumblr I saw with my own eyes the word “h*m*sexual” written just like that, with asterisks in the place of the first two vowels. Amazing

the-grey-tribe

Hemisexual? Hamusexual? Don’t keep us guessing!

Also was that person a woke politically correct activist blogperson or some kind of evangelical prude tradneet?

mitigatedchaos

“Homusexual.” That’s why it’s so problematic that it had to be censored.

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argumate
argumate

the way colonial societies resolved these mental tensions in the past was by telling themselves that the Indigenous population would naturally die out (while helping the “natural” process along a bit, if necessary) resulting in the new settlers inheriting the mantle of rightful occupiers and doing a better job of it.

there’s a steaming dose of Just World hypothesis in this, and a big chunk of the ersatz Darwinian chain of being idea, where god or nature had given various groups a shot at occupying particular areas and some of them just weren’t good enough and sadly but inevitably they would diminish like Tolkien’s elves and be replaced by hard-working Anglos or whatever and this was just The Plan.

a lot of the debate at the time was between the people who thought that the pesky natives should be done away with as soon as possible, and the gentle folk who thought that the pesky natives should be cared for and converted to christianity before their inevitable demise.

of course it didn’t turn out that way: we don’t know exactly how many Aboriginal people lived in Australia in 1788 when the British showed up, but it was probably not that far off the number living in Australia today, and the two populations have never been more estranged.

mitigatedchaos

White people will die off and be replaced by more-deserving diverse populations… …wait a minute, why does that sound familiar…

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argumate

Anonymous asked:

"Can you believe it?" She asked, incredulously. "She had sex with her own husband!" I nodded with a scandalized look on my face, as I had become accustomed to doing. Inside, I still felt the disconnect. Cuckoldry was Feminism, Feminism was cuckoldry, and favoring your own husband was genetic chauvinism. But when I looked into my child's eyes, I knew I had made the right choice. I hated my Alpha. One day, I would destroy him.

argumate answered:

shut up Anon and get the fuck out, I’m gonna fuck up your post now

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